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whiskeytown 11-12-2005 11:46 PM

work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
we're having an argument at work - we were seeing Billy Bob go after Halle and our comment was whether it was a step up or a step down.

So here's the poll - only two choices - no none of the above cause anyone that won't pick one of the two is gay.

Please feel free to post pics as you wish, but I am at work and can't be pulling up topless shots right now.

RB

istewart 11-12-2005 11:48 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
To bone it's Jolie for me. Not that close IMO.

For a partner to attend my local NAACP meetings, Berry.

Malachii 11-12-2005 11:48 PM

This thread is worthless without pics
 
dmfsmd!

ThaSaltCracka 11-12-2005 11:49 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
you have no excuse for not posting pics.

istewart 11-12-2005 11:50 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
http://alluta.org/photos/albums/show...y_halle_08.jpg

Cancer Merchant 11-12-2005 11:50 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Jolie. Hot n' Crazy is better than Hot 'n Ditzy. Plus, those lips look like an amazing experience.

istewart 11-12-2005 11:51 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
http://www.angelina-jolie-hot-pictur...inajolie31.jpg

ThaSaltCracka 11-12-2005 11:54 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
http://www.famosasdecine.com/famosas...e_Berry_15.jpg

istewart 11-12-2005 11:55 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Dude, WTF? That picture is so unnatural [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Evan 11-12-2005 11:57 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
You'd have to be functionally retarded to make this post and not include pictures.

Cancer Merchant 11-12-2005 11:57 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
http://img.2dehands.nl/f/normal/10335052.jpg

krimson 11-12-2005 11:58 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
How could you not want those lips wrapped around your...

Malachii 11-13-2005 12:03 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
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you have no excuse for not posting pics.

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As usual, "The Salt Cracka" nailed it on the head.

whiskeytown 11-13-2005 12:08 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
read the [censored] comment.

I'm not putting up pics at work - other people are -

Is there a SINGLE person who doesn't know what they look like? If so, then I am SO [censored] SORRY I didn't put up pics...how [censored] inconsiderate.

RB

Dantes 11-13-2005 12:24 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
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http://www.famosasdecine.com/famosas...e_Berry_15.jpg

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wow that looks really natural, no airbrushing done at all.

nomadtla 11-13-2005 12:35 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
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To bone it's Jolie for me. Not that close IMO.


[/ QUOTE ]

She also wins in sensuality, acting ability (though that is closer IMHO), and in philanthropy

11-13-2005 12:36 AM

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wow that looks really natural, no airbrushing done at all.

[/ QUOTE ]


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/rb3000/13.jpg



http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/rb3000/14.jpg

TheBlueMonster 11-13-2005 01:43 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Angelina's DSL* trumps Halle's booty.










* an acronymn

IggyWH 11-13-2005 01:50 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
This thread makes it very easy to tell who has been with a black chick and who hasn't...

Jolie would be a freak and I bet she could suck a good pickle, but what you all are forgetting is Halle's from the hood. She ain't no actors daughter that grew up in Hollywood, she's straight out of Cleveland.

You wouldn't want Halle on top of you... she'd tear your sh*t up!

Cosimo 11-13-2005 02:08 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.famosasdecine.com/famosas...e_Berry_15.jpg

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I can't believe someone went through the trouble of building that detailed a 3D model of Halle Berry just to get this render.

tonypaladino 11-13-2005 02:11 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
This thread makes it very easy to tell who has been with a black chick and who hasn't...


[/ QUOTE ]

I've been with many races of chicks. I still pick Angelina.

Blarg 11-13-2005 02:47 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Halle Berry is way prettier than Jolie, I think. And she doesn't seem quite as weird.

11-13-2005 02:52 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
Angelina's DSL* trumps Halle's booty.










* an acronymn

[/ QUOTE ]
D*ck sucking lips [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

diebitter 11-13-2005 03:28 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
Angelina's DSL* trumps Halle's booty.
* an acronymn

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought it was CSL. Or are you just being respectful of Angelina?

ThaHero 11-13-2005 04:47 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
I gotta go wit Halle. Jolie is crazy. Doesn't she drink blood or somethin?

11-13-2005 04:49 AM

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[ QUOTE ]


I've been with many races of chicks.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're fat because you eat butter. How is this possible?

doppler 11-13-2005 05:07 AM

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Halle Berry is way prettier than Jolie, I think. And she doesn't seem quite as weird.

[/ QUOTE ]

++

Jolie is extremely overrated IMO.

Ugly face + decent body does not a beautiful woman make.

/ awaits a million "you are gay" posts

diebitter 11-13-2005 05:28 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
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I've been with many races of chicks....

[/ QUOTE ]

I love this statement. It's got a blade runner vibe to it. May I add the next line?

"I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas..."

c'mon guys, who wants to do the next line?

11-13-2005 05:39 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
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[ QUOTE ]
Halle Berry is way prettier than Jolie, I think. And she doesn't seem quite as weird.

[/ QUOTE ]

++

Jolie is extremely overrated IMO.

Ugly face + decent body does not a beautiful woman make.

/ awaits a million "you are gay" posts

[/ QUOTE ]

You're such a [censored] faggot.

whiskeytown 11-13-2005 05:49 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
I have contradicted myself and still been understood - I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris.

11-13-2005 06:00 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Halle Berry is way prettier than Jolie, I think. And she doesn't seem quite as weird.

[/ QUOTE ]

++

Jolie is extremely overrated IMO.

Ugly face + decent body does not a beautiful woman make.

/ awaits a million "you are gay" posts

[/ QUOTE ]

You are completely and utterly confused

Cancuk 11-13-2005 06:01 AM

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I gotta go wit Halle. Jolie is crazy. Doesn't she drink blood or somethin?

[/ QUOTE ]

She actually eats babies. I'd go with Halle.

Landon_McFly 11-13-2005 07:25 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Logically.

Jolie - A stone cold freak. I remember her and Billy Bob getting outta the limo at some award show and talk about doing it on the way there. I also read in a magazine that she has fuk buddies. My kind of woman. I wouldn't be suprised if she was comfortable enough to be with another woman.

Berry - Personally I bet she looks better naked, but as far as sex goes I bet she has NOTHING on Jolie. Eric Benet cheated on her and admitted that he's addicted to sex. I bet if he was married to Jolie he wouldn't have this problem at all. Berry just seems too uptight, the kind of girl that would complain about sucking kock. I'd say Jolie because of the sex factor, but I think Berry looks better naked.

Schneids 11-13-2005 07:27 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
Angelina's DSL's are probably the difference maker, though I think she also has a slightly better body.

diebitter 11-13-2005 07:33 AM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

astroglide 11-13-2005 04:43 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
angelina would rate to be about 80,000 times crazier in bed

11-13-2005 05:27 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

[/ QUOTE ]

Crimson challenge: do this on a girl and have it work. I'd throw in 20 to see that.

KaneKungFu123 11-13-2005 05:41 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

[/ QUOTE ]

these lines need alot of editing, "tapped" and "tang" need to go for starters.

diebitter 11-13-2005 05:42 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

[/ QUOTE ]

Crimson challenge: do this on a girl and have it work. I'd throw in 20 to see that.

[/ QUOTE ]

I seriously doubt anyone could make this work, unless it's delivered as well as this (Sound)

nomadtla 11-13-2005 06:54 PM

Re: work discussion - Angelina or Halle
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

[/ QUOTE ]

Crimson challenge: do this on a girl and have it work. I'd throw in 20 to see that.

[/ QUOTE ]

I seriously doubt anyone could make this work, unless it's delivered as well as this (Sound)

[/ QUOTE ]

Now that is commitment to delivering a line


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