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So I'm playing a HU SNG on pokerstars and I pick up 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Villian has about 1700 chips to my 1300. Blinds are 10/20

I make the standard 3bb raise. Villian calls.

Flop is 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and Villian Pushes.

Now, I haven't played that many hands with Villian, but he is extremely agressive and I don't think he has much. So I make the call, and sure enough he has J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]! Sweet!

Turn is a blank, and River is a T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Just another example of me making an incredible read with a marginal hand, and having some stupid moron suckout on me. God I [censored] hate poker.

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Sorry, you're an underdog with 22 vs his straight flush draw + 2 overcards.

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Sorry, you're an underdog with 22 vs his straight flush draw + 2 overcards.

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No he isn't? What the [censored] are you talking about?

Look at the flop, he has jack high, I have a pair.

Btw...

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Buh-bye

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Sorry, you're an underdog with 22 vs his straight flush draw + 2 overcards.

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No he isn't? What the [censored] are you talking about?

Look at the flop, he has jack high, I have a pair.

Btw...

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Buh-bye

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awesome.

maybe this new forum is a good idea.

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He has 21 outs against you twice. Your opponent is the favorite, not you.

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Sorry, you're an underdog with 22 vs his straight flush draw + 2 overcards.

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No he isn't? What the [censored] are you talking about?

Look at the flop, he has jack high, I have a pair.

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So he only wins with any 7, T, J, Q, or diamond.. Twodimes has the jack hand winning 72% of the time.

BTW...grow up

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I need to try to get on the same page as you.

Are these posts supposed to be Bad Beats or are they Brags about your reading skills?

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Sponger. = FUNNAY

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9 diamonds, QJT7 for 12 more. yeah that's pretty decent.

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yeah that's pretty decent.

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Thanks. Finally somebody agrees with me.

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His play was hardly a bluff....

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LOL...apparently he's going to ignore everyone who points out he was wrong..

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Rigged.

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I really want to know what this guy's pokerstars handle is..

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riverstars

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Raise his all in on the flop and then reevaluate your hand based on his facial expression.

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omfg rigged. [censored] morans with their connected suiters.

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You made sure to tell that moron that he sucks at poker, and life in general, right?

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You made sure to tell that moron that he sucks at poker, and life in general, right?

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Duh.

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His play was hardly a bluff....

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Ok, I don't know how to tell you idiots this any more.

If you look at the hand, I had a pair, he had Jack high. It is pretty simple. If you don't see this and agree with me that this was [censored], you're going on ignore as well.

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Sponger,

Relax, man. These morons have probably never done a cashout so they have not seen the rigged crap where they go all-in with a pair and some moron w/ Jack-high ends up winning. As you know, once they cashout, this rigged BS will start happening and then they will change their tune about these ridiculous beats.

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This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

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This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

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I have talked poker with Sponger before. I'm pretty sure he actually believes he got bad beated. Don't let your common sense get in the way!!

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9 diamonds, QJT7 for 12 more. yeah that's pretty decent.

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You forgot the factor in the board double pairing and the Jack playing kicker!!!

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His play was hardly a bluff....

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Ok, I don't know how to tell you idiots this any more.

If you look at the hand, I had a pair, he had Jack high. It is pretty simple. If you don't see this and agree with me that this was [censored], you're going on ignore as well.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, it's pretty simple...

Let's look at what CardPlayer Odds calculator has to say.

-Chances of winning the hand after the flop-
Villain: 72.3%
Hero: 27.7%

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This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

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Diablo's sarcasm is obvious, but I can't shake the feeling that sponger could be serious..

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

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JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

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http://www.psiframe.com/~jkwan/jackhigh.gif

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Can we just rename this forum to Sponger's forum?

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

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anyone else want to run the %s for you because clearly it hasnt been done yet. You noobs all run to get your program to show you were right when no [censored] you were. I hope you all have a huge boner as you just knew which hand was a favorite in a poker game. I thought this post would be funny till i read all the responses...

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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What do you think you're psychic or something? Trying to predict the turn and river cards? In No Limit the only thing that matters is who has the best hand when the money goes in. Unless you have some crystal ball that's going to tell you when somebody is about to suck out you're not going to get far in this game worrying about cards you can't even see!