Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
 

Q: How any Skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Thre... One to do it, two to film it.


Q: How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What, you don't know?


got any good ones?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hey, wanna go to the mall?

craig

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hey, a blue car!

craig

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hey, a blue car!

craig

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Yeah, I knew i would fck it up. Thanks for fixing it.

craig

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How many professional poker players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, he holds the lightbulb up and the whole [censored] world revolves around him.

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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: "Never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark."

Q: How many straight waiters in San Francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Both of them.

Q: How man Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two; one to screw in the lightbulb, and one not to screw it in.

Q: How many mystery novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two; one to screw it almost all the way in, and one to give it a final twist at the end.

(A family friend was working on a lightbulb jokebook; these are the ones I remember.)

-McGee

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Q. How many rockabillies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how cool lighbulbs were in the 50's.


Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. But don't ask me how they get in there.

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Q: how many surfers does it take to screw in a light bulv?

A: whatever. you shoulda been here yesterday.

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How many male chauvenists does it take to screw in a kitchen lightbulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.