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augie00 05-15-2005 01:54 AM

I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
...at the mall. I thought she was pretty darn hot. Does this make me a dirty old man? I am 19. Nothing happened, we just talked.

bugstud 05-15-2005 01:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
no, it makes you a failure

JaBlue 05-15-2005 01:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
two caker 15-year olds hit on me on BART. it wasn't pleasant but I was still nice.

Also it doesn't make you a dirty man if you don't act on it

augie00 05-15-2005 01:57 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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no, it makes you a failure

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ouch. what did I do wrong? I was just standing there with my friend, and her and her (ugly) friend came up and talked to us. do I just walk away? she was hot!!!

Isura 05-15-2005 02:00 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
I can't give you a serious reply until you change that avator.

bugstud 05-15-2005 02:09 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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no, it makes you a failure

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ouch. what did I do wrong? I was just standing there with my friend, and her and her (ugly) friend came up and talked to us. do I just walk away? she was hot!!!

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Well, it was either say that, or stick it in her pooper. I decided the slightly less crude one was best.

billyjex 05-15-2005 02:10 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

bugstud 05-15-2005 02:24 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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and if there's no grass, play in the dirt

EDIT - mud also works and is slightly more visual

JaBlue 05-15-2005 02:26 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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and if there's no grass, play in the dirt

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fluxrad 05-15-2005 02:45 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Best part about dating a 15 year old girl is that you can turn her around and pretend she's a 15 year old boy!

On the serious note...there's only 4 years difference between you two. It's not *that* bad. Although I would advise against hitting that.

PokerFink 05-15-2005 02:51 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Theres nothing wrong with talking, but 19 to 15 is a prett big age gap. College freshman and highschool freshman? That's pushing it. I think hitting it would be pretty creepy.

bugstud 05-15-2005 02:52 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Theres nothing wrong with talking, but 19 to 15 is a prett big age gap. College freshman and highschool freshman? That's pushing it. I think hitting it would be pretty creepy.

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it's legal in Alabama, and that's good enough for me. South Carolina too? I dunno [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I don't have this problem though.

augie00 05-15-2005 02:58 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Theres nothing wrong with talking, but 19 to 15 is a prett big age gap. College freshman and highschool freshman? That's pushing it. I think hitting it would be pretty creepy.

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I'd rather think of it as college sophomore and highschool sophomore...oh hell what am i talking about...i'm not going to date this girl. I just want to know if i'm a dirty old man.

Jack of Arcades 05-15-2005 02:59 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
There's nothing wrong with finding 15 year olds hot. You're supposed to, biologically. But I'm a pedophile, what do I know.

Obviously there are social problems with sex.

augie00 05-15-2005 03:09 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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I can't give you a serious reply until you change that avator.

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I forgot: I AM NEVER CHANGING THIS AVATAR!!

bugstud 05-15-2005 03:12 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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I can't give you a serious reply until you change that avator.

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I forgot: I AM NEVER CHANGING THIS AVATAR!!

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meh, you should look into it. The bubbles pic would be quality.

theredpill5 05-15-2005 03:24 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Only hit that if you don't mind doing about 3 years in prison. Girls usually talk and don't f'ing forget it. Her freaking mom knows about you already and all you did was talk to her in the damn mall. I'm sure of it.

MrFeelNothin 05-15-2005 03:35 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
My sister is 15 so yes that makes you a dirty old man.

fluxrad 05-15-2005 03:36 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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My sister is 15 so yes that makes you a dirty old man.

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Is your sister hot?

Got any pics?

/window seat please.

Stuey 05-15-2005 03:53 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
YOUR A DIRTY OLD MAN!!

Let her fatten up for 3 years then get on that. Seriously dude these girls were looking to buy drugs off you. Quit walking around looking like a pimp. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

How do you know she was 15? Did you ask her?
Just so you know girls add 2 years to thier age till they are 18 and I have never meet one older than 24. So you were talking to a 13 year old there bro.

nothumb 05-15-2005 04:01 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
I have never thought it was good to poke girls that age. There was only one that even tempted me seriously, actually same deal, I was 19, she was 15. Girl was dead hot, liked to party and had similar interests. In fact I went out to dinner with her and her mom (not in a date kind of way, bizarre coincidence) and got the distinct impression that her mom thought I was going to nail her and didn't mind in the least.

Which was the only reason I even considered it. But even then I actually ended up kicking her out of my bed when she came calling. It's just too hazardous and emotionally they are not up to it.

NT

bernie 05-15-2005 05:43 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Statutory Rape laws tend to make a '9' into a '3' real fast for me.

Jailbait.

But nothing happened, so who cares. If you asked a 15 year old out, you're asking for it.

The emotional/psychological age difference bewtween 15 and 19 is much larger than 31 and 35.

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GuyOnTilt 05-15-2005 05:49 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Statutory Rape laws tend to make a '9' into a '3' real fast for me.

Jailbait.


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In your state (WA) and a lot of others, 19 and 15 is not statutory rape.

GoT

Dead 05-15-2005 05:51 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Stick it in her pooper.

*Looks around*

Am I first?

fluxrad 05-15-2005 05:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Stick it in her pooper.

*Looks around*

Am I first?

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Oh [censored]...then I guess we also need the standard response:

Stop!!! It's not funny anymore!!!!1one

Ok...continue thread.

/I still think it's funny.
/hehehehe....pooper.

bernie 05-15-2005 06:12 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Statutory Rape laws tend to make a '9' into a '3' real fast for me.

Jailbait.


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In your state (WA) and a lot of others, 19 and 15 is not statutory rape.

GoT

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It was when I was 19.

Looks like they changed it for that 4 year window

Stat rape laws

Although, this line was interesting:

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In Wash. St, sexual intercourse with someone who is at least 14 years of age and less than 16 years of age is illegal if the defendant is 4 or more years older than the victim.

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Not more than for years, but 4 or more. Interesting wording.

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GuyOnTilt 05-15-2005 06:19 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Statutory Rape laws tend to make a '9' into a '3' real fast for me.

Jailbait.


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In your state (WA) and a lot of others, 19 and 15 is not statutory rape.

GoT

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It was when I was 19.

Looks like they changed it for that 4 year window

Stat rape laws

Although, this line was interesting:

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In Wash. St, sexual intercourse with someone who is at least 14 years of age and less than 16 years of age is illegal if the defendant is 4 or more years older than the victim.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not more than for years, but 4 or more. Interesting wording.

b

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I think whoever wrote that is wrong. It's 4 years and 11 months for WA I'm pretty sure. I looked into this extensively. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

GoT

KaneKungFu123 05-15-2005 06:24 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
GoT the loser pedofile...

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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Statutory Rape laws tend to make a '9' into a '3' real fast for me.

Jailbait.


[/ QUOTE ]

In your state (WA) and a lot of others, 19 and 15 is not statutory rape.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

It was when I was 19.

Looks like they changed it for that 4 year window

Stat rape laws

Although, this line was interesting:

[ QUOTE ]
In Wash. St, sexual intercourse with someone who is at least 14 years of age and less than 16 years of age is illegal if the defendant is 4 or more years older than the victim.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not more than for years, but 4 or more. Interesting wording.

b

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I think whoever wrote that is wrong. It's 4 years and 11 months for WA I'm pretty sure. I looked into this extensively. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

GoT

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GuyOnTilt 05-15-2005 06:30 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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GoT the loser pedofile...

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I lived in WA when I was 18/19, so yes, I know their statutory rape laws.

GoT

bernie 05-15-2005 06:40 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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I think whoever wrote that is wrong. It's 4 years and 11 months for WA I'm pretty sure. I looked into this extensively.

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There's a part about a page up, where it goes into the little explanation of age difference something or rather on the chart that slightly contradicts it. I thought the wording was a little off myself.

Personally I think a 19 yr old dating a 15 year old is kind of wierd.

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Dead 05-15-2005 06:45 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Having a lady who is my mom's age as your avatar is even weirder.

bernie 05-15-2005 06:52 AM

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Having a lady who is my mom's age as your avatar is even weirder.

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Having a lady who is close to my age as my avatar isn't.

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BusterStacks 05-15-2005 06:53 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
I nailed a 15 year old once. It was hot.

Dead 05-15-2005 06:54 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Well, you must be older than, like, Jesus, man.

bernie 05-15-2005 06:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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Well, you must be older than, like, Jesus, man.

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

b

Dead 05-15-2005 06:57 AM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

b

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Yeah, to be my mom. My mom is 41, and that's like one year older than Diane Lane. Gross.

BusterStacks 05-15-2005 06:58 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
uh... and how old are you?

Dead 05-15-2005 06:58 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
20. My dad is 43.

BusterStacks 05-15-2005 06:59 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
your mom sounds slutty. hook me up.

Dead 05-15-2005 07:00 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
I really don't see how her giving birth to me at a young age makes her a slut. And I think you should stick to your porn.


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