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www.gidders.com

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ahem...

from here :
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I have had a SNG heater that has seen me book a Return On Investment over 50% over 500 SNG's - a feat thought impossible by many experts on SNG statistics.


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FHP

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I have come up with a SNG strategy that has seen me book a Return On Investment over 50% over 500 SNG's - a feat thought impossible by many experts on SNG statistics.


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This guy is such a tool. Some of my favorite quotes:

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I am a professional poker player who primarily multitables low limit SNG's to make my living.

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<font color="blue"> His sample size is 500 SNGs. He must live in a room in his parents basement. </font>

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One of the things I am most proud of, however – is the fact that I have over 1000 posts on pocketfives.com without a single bad beat post.

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I currently four-table the $20+2's and $30+3's on PokerStars, but am ready to venture off to other sites.

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<font color="blue"> Pokerstars does not have these buyins. Can you believe this guy? </font>

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I like to chat at the tables with anyone who is friendly enough to say hello and wish me luck. I also like to railbird –

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<font color="blue"> a-hem. Need I say more? </font>

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Funny as hell though. +EV just reading his delusions.

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Since when did stars not have 22 and 33?

Not that it makes him any less of a tool.

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Since when did stars not have 22 and 33?

Not that it makes him any less of a tool.

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My bad. You're right. I guess I've never even looked at any of their games not highlighted in blue.

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More magic from Gidders.com:

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40% ROI (My ROI is actually 50.65% - but I believe I will lowball myself to 40% for this example).

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Not that anyone will hear about it because it would do his ego far too much damage...but I can't WAIT for this guy to get his "DOOM SWITCH" turned on for the first time.

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Oh yeah...does anyone else think the OP is actually Gidders promoting his own site?

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I can't WAIT for this guy to get his "DOOM SWITCH" turned on for the first time.

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Anyone want to post an over/under on how many times Gidders uses the word "rigged" during his first major downswing.

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Oh yeah...does anyone else think the OP is actually Gidders promoting his own site?

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I over/under 82.5%-to-one it's Bill Filmaff.

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I can't WAIT for this guy to get his "DOOM SWITCH" turned on for the first time.

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Anyone want to post an over/under on how many times Gidders uses the word "rigged" during his first major downswing.

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No, but only because I'm confident no one on the planet will hear about his first major downswing. In fact, I'm confident he's already HAD his first major downswing and that's why his website capped his stats at 500 SNG's.

But...if you're talking about how many times he'll say it to himself...I predict 3,427 times before he blows his entire bankroll, curses his mother, breaks up with his girlfriend, throws his computer monitor into a lake, buys a gun, murders his dog, makes a huge sign that says "PartyPoker is RIGGGGGED against WONDERFUL PLAYERS LIKE MEEEE," climbs to the top of the Sears Tower WITH HIS SIGN, shoots himself in the head while holding the sign standing near enough the edge of the building that he falls, sign in tow, headlong into poker infamy toward Chicago below.

But maybe I'm not givin the guy enough credit.