\"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff\"
 

-Mike Patrick
Quote of the day, Sun.nite football.

Re: \"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff\"
 

In my childhood, I had a record-album of radio bloopers that included, "...Esposito in all alone....HE HIT THE FUKCIN' POST! Esposito hit the goal post! The rebound goes out of the zone..."

Re: \"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff\"
 

Someone told me Phil Simms said something along the lines of "I like looking for cracks" at the Pats/Ravens game today.

Re: \"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff\"
 

I guess this isn't really a funny quote, like a misspeak or something, but I think that Joe Namath getting drunk and hitting on an announcer last year takes the cake. What did he say? "I really wanna kiss you"?

Re: \"Smith has to go to his knees to cover up the muff\"
 

A couple of years ago in a preseason game, a pass over the middle was referred to as

"and he slips one into his tight end"