How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

Hero is BB.

Limped to Hero, hero checks.

Flop is J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks, Hero bets, Alpha Calling Station calls, Villian raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Calling Station calls, Villian calls.

Turn: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

River: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

(NOTE: Villain does not have enough chips at this point to raise a river bet from me)

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

Hero shows 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] for flopped two pair.

Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

Smile and say "they were sooted".

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

If I said that, would it be an attempt at irony or an attempt to look like a total buffoon? (my hand is 43o [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] )

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

Say "34o makes more straights and just as many flushes, and boats as AKo."

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

I say fold preflop

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

What's wrong with looking like a buffoon in this situation?

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

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I say fold preflop

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You're joking, right?

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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

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Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

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"I didn't reraise atleast, I was nice and made it cheap for you!"

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

Yes. I am joking. I read the OP and the whole thread. I can read.

Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
 

1)Never correct an idiot.
2)Always brag about your suckouts.
3)Fault the guy's play as much as possible...along the lines of he should have put you on 34off.