OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 

$50 bet.

A5 v dealer 6. YES! DOUBLE IT BABY! 2!!!! YES!!!!

DEALER 9 YES A YES 4 WTF ARE YOU F'IN KIDDING ME?

Jack it up to $100 bet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er/ohjesus.jpg

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I really suck at blackjack, but if the dealer is showing a 5 and you have two tens, wou;dn't you want to split?

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soko,

No.

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I really suck at blackjack, but if the dealer is showing a 5 and you have two tens, wou;dn't you want to split?

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WHY ARE YOU NOT DOUBLING DOWN ON THE FOURTH BEST HAND IN BLACKJACK WIRED JACKS YOU FISH YOU DESERVED TO LOSE MOVE DOWN YOU BONUS WHORING WEAK-TIGHT FISH

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oh, in that case you should have pushed the flop instead of trying to slowplay.

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how do you take those screenshot pics? thats cool.

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OMG DEALER ALWAYS SUCKS OUT WHEN HE SHOWS A 5 YOU SHOULD HAVE SURRENDERED

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how do you take those screenshot pics? thats cool.

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he didn't take a screenshot. he's using photoshop to try to trick you.

it's obvious that can't be a real hand because you're supposed to have 48/52 against party poker blackjack and how can you ever win if they keep rivering 10's against your pocket jacks.

"el diablo" is mexican for "the devil" and that's why he's trying to trick you because he's the devil.

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Never understood that basic strategy myself. Seems better to split vs 5-6 and double down on both but I guess people have run countless of simulations. Anybody know how my EV changes if I split and double?

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Never understood that basic strategy myself. Seems better to split vs 5-6 and double down on both but I guess people have run countless of simulations. Anybody know how my EV changes if I split and double?

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http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/bjapx1.html

20 vs. 6

Expected return standing: 0.704
ER Splitting: 0.468

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Never understood that basic strategy myself. Seems better to split vs 5-6 and double down on both but I guess people have run countless of simulations. Anybody know how my EV changes if I split and double?

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A LOT

how do you double on a 10 and any other card other than blackjack?

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Oh Im not allowed to double down on the splitted J?

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Dude, if you split each 10 gets another card

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Dude, if you split each 10 gets another card

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I know but I would like to bet the double amount on the splitted hands. Ie I get 4 bets in.

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Dude, if you split each 10 gets another card

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I know but I would like to bet the double amount on the splitted hands. Ie I get 4 bets in.

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you can only double after two cards

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Dude, if you split each 10 gets another card

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I know but I would like to bet the double amount on the splitted hands. Ie I get 4 bets in.

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you can only double after two cards

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I see. Stupid rules. Should allow double down after a split. Would be awesoem.

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"I see. Stupid rules. Should allow double down after a split. Would be awesoem. "

YOU [censored] RETARD GO BACK TO SECOND GRADE AND LEARN HOW TO READ

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Dude, if you split each 10 gets another card

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I know but I would like to bet the double amount on the splitted hands. Ie I get 4 bets in.

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you can only double after two cards

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I see. Stupid rules. Should allow double down after a split. Would be awesoem.

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Would be more awesome if you could see the dealer's cards. WTF IS THAT?!? Why does he get to see my cards, but I can't see his!111!!11!!!!one!!!! RIGGED!

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"el diablo" is mexican for "the devil" and that's why he's trying to trick you because he's the devil.


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LOL