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12-11-2005 03:52 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
Actually, all of the condoms where labeled with guy's name on them. Just 1 of each from each guy.

And the sperm from a condom would be killed once it hit the condom from the spericide from the condom itself, so I am not worried it used to impregnate her.

tonypaladino 12-11-2005 03:52 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
Well if it's BS then this account is actually a different poster, right? Can't one of you guys look that up by IP?

12-11-2005 03:54 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
And no, I did not create an additional account to post this. I have actually never had an account here and I think the moderators can trace my ips and can tell you that.

12-11-2005 03:54 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
oops. tony p beat me to the post.

diebitter 12-11-2005 03:58 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Also, you are going to be a dad soon.

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Well, he's got a 1 in 13 chance, at least.

Guyon 12-11-2005 04:00 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
Shame this story is probably fabricated, but I'll humor just because it is so [censored] up.

I'd venture that the cumslut saw the Joan Rivers episode of Nip/Tuck about the sperm ointment with rejuvenating properties. Wierd sexual fulfillment is also possible, but she could easily get the fresh squozen [censored] any time.

I'd confront her about it, see what happens. Nothing like uncorking a good powder keg situation. Plus, you could get on some kind of frequent donor's program.

Quinn Warren 12-11-2005 04:02 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 

I would be very worried. There is a good chance she is going to frame you or another man for rape. This has happened before.

TheMainEvent 12-11-2005 04:04 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in most states ejaculating inside her constitutes a transfer of ownership. The fact that you had a condom on doesn't change that. It's her cum now, she can do what she wants with it.

Tough luck bro

MrWookie47 12-11-2005 04:06 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
[ QUOTE ]
You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the hammers batter,
Down your door,
You better run.

You better run all day,
And run all night.
And keep your dirty feelings deep inside.
And if you’re taking your girlfriend out tonight,
You better park the car well out of sight.
’cause if they catch you in the back seat,
Trying to pick her locks,
They’re gonna send you back to mother,
In a cardboard box.
You better run!

[/ QUOTE ]

LBJ 12-11-2005 04:08 AM

Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
 
[ QUOTE ]
I love "extremely mellow."

Also, you are going to be dead soon.

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