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MS Sunshine 11-03-2005 02:00 AM

Why this is interesting.....
 
Congratulations!

You’ve really been piling up the Party Points! And now you can start spending the cash!

During our fantastic ‘Pile Up The Points’ promotion which ran from Wednesday, October 5 through Monday, October 31, 2005, you successfully met the target of 495 Regular Party Points meaning you have just won 9201 dollars in cash!

I need 9201 dollars in cash.
I've heard of this stuff happening to others.
I guess this is the point where I should check the cashier to see what we are dealing with. Maybe it's an ordinary Party screwup. Maybe it's an older jeep, a guilty consciece and a new phone number. The loss of respect of some of my fellow zoo posters. The last was difficult to quantify in dollar terms lets just say it is without price.


Dang, no $9201.

<mulling value of EV by writing to Party support for help with this matter>

MS Sunshine

ps. If you also recieved one of these emails I advise against hitting any of the links that ask for party username and password.

wuwei 11-03-2005 02:07 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
If you look, they probably did deposit $495.

MS Sunshine 11-03-2005 02:31 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
Yes, but that is old news. $9401 is new news. In my belief system there is no zero percent. That means that there is hope. I just need to find a PartyPoker support executive with a sizeable gap between his authority and the intellect needed to excerise that authority wisely.

Indian voice "Party Poker World's largest poker room how can I direct your call?"

American voice: "Hello there. Maybe you can help me? I'm looking for Dkshit's office, not the old man, but the son.

Indian voice: "Mr Dykshit has several sons overseeing different area's of the company"

American voice: "I met him on the PPM cruise ship, but I've forgotten his first name. Nice enough fellow, but he didn't seem real bright"

Indian voice: "Please hold for Amir Dkshit" <click>

MS sunshine

Glenn 11-03-2005 02:35 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
The way Party operates, we should all be glad they don't send representitives to our homes to kick us in the testicles. Anything more than that is gravy.

11-03-2005 02:35 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
I got a similar email saying I had "won" $11224 in cash. I'm still waiting for it to appear in my account. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

MS Sunshine 11-03-2005 02:44 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
"we should all be glad they don't send representitives to our homes to kick us in the testicles"

You should be glad Party doesn't kick you in the testicles.

Me? I went from $1200 up to $700 down. Party hit mine pretty hard today. <sniffle>

MS Sunshine

SoftcoreRevolt 11-03-2005 03:30 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
[ QUOTE ]
The way Party operates, we should all be glad they don't send representitives to our homes to kick us in the testicles. Anything more than that is gravy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sick of being kicked in the testicles? Party is now offering qualifiers to our special sex change tournament! The winner will no longer have to worry about injury to his family jewels since she will be the owner of a BRAND NEW VAGINA.

GrannyMae 11-03-2005 10:24 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
Me? I went from $1200 up to $700 down.


how could we ever lose respect for such a fish??

pls PM me next time you are playing.

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Best wishes,

Granny Mae-Malmuth
(yes, it is official)


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Paluka 11-03-2005 10:56 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
I'm pretty sure the emails simply reversed the points and the cash numbers. It says you earned X points and Y dollars, but really you earned Y points and they gave you X dollars.

FlFishOn 11-03-2005 11:26 AM

Re: Why this is interesting.....
 
"I would die happy if I could just hold Dutch's head under the water for six minutes and watch as the life slipped out of his lying, thieving body. Have a nice day. "

I'd be content if someone pointed out his car or home.


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