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For Scrubs fans, I'm already listed as having hooked up with The Todd in 2003. And it was naughty.

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High five!

Anyone?

Fine. SELF-FIVE! :::SMACK::

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Sadly it's my gimmick account, so it's like hooking up with myself.

But anyone who wants to show The Todd some love, do a search and add him (account is UW-Madison).

Re: Time wasting ensues on facebook.com
 

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For Scrubs fans, I'm already listed as having hooked up with The Todd in 2003. And it was naughty.

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High five!

Anyone?

Fine. SELF-FIVE! :::SMACK::

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Should I take a dookie before or after I workout?

Re: Time wasting ensues on facebook.com
 

this sucks so [censored] much. I have had awkward intercourses with a [censored] ton of girls. jesus christ I wish I had managed my affairs better.

but it's only facebook, right? sigh. ok. I'm fine.

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I've just been listing myself as everyone's Dad, or saying we made porn together.

NT

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I've just been listing myself as everyone's Dad, or saying we made porn together.

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I like both of these ideas

Re: Time wasting ensues on facebook.com
 

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I've just been listing myself as everyone's Dad, or saying we made porn together.

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I like both of these ideas

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Funny, I started doing this with most people I knew and they stopped showing up. Like the facebook staff was censoring nonsensical entries, which would be ghey. Although I did manage to confirm that one of my friends worked with me on the set of Transgendered Donkey Lovers.

NT

Re: Time wasting ensues on facebook.com
 

* You and Todd dated from 1954 to 1958, were practically married, but now you aren't speaking.

* You and Annie hooked up in 1950 and it was horrible and awkward.

* You are Lisa's son.


This is great fun.

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* You and Todd dated from 1954 to 1958, were practically married, but now you aren't speaking.

* You and Annie hooked up in 1950 and it was horrible and awkward.

* You are Lisa's son.


This is great fun.

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Even better is just listing that you hooked up with some wretched fat cow who you added out of pity, that you barely know. And saying it was FREAKING FABULOUS!

NT

Re: Time wasting ensues on facebook.com
 

"You and CJ traveled to hell and back."

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What the hell is up with the fact that the other person has to confirm it? Would it not be really awkward for girls you've hooked up with to know that you just marked them as "I hooked up with you" in your friends list, and probably worsen chances of future hookups with them? And I'm pretty sure that a booty call list is what they have in mind, seeing as how you can filter out your "hookup" friends on your friends page.