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Can you just tell her that you don't want her to wait on you anymore? If this doesn't work, then talk to the owner/manager.

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She may refuse service to me in the future but it doesn't matter, I'm not going to ask her for drinks anymore. I'll just go to the bar.

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Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox.

Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP

Step 3: Tap it all night long.

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 

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Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox.

Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP

Step 3: Tap it all night long.

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zing!

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I've accidentally walked out w/o paying my tab b/c I've totally forgotten about it. This has happened probably 2 or 3 times.

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I walked out on ONE tab so to pluralize that is inaccurate.

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tl;wihr

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 

I think you played this badly.

I will go into detail later, busy.

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 

1. Can't you figure out to get a different waitress when you go there?

2. Don't piss off people who prepare your food or drinks.

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I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?

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tl;dr

Amazon.com: The Elements of Style, Third Edition: Books by William Strunk Jr.,EB White.

Pay special attention where they talk about writing concisely. Less is always more if it's written more meaningfully.

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I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?

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I'm doing nothing this evening, so I posted it.

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