Jack Daniels and a haircut
 

I thought the day wouldn't get any funnier than when I heard Michael Jackson's PYT(sing the chorus) on the radio at lunch. Then I came up w/ this recipie for Thursday nite fun.
1Myself
1 roommate
1 chair
1 bottle of JD
1 pair of scissors
2 shot glasses
1.Combine JD and shot glasses. 2. drink contents of shot glass. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. 4.Talk roommate into a haircut. 5. Repeat steps 1 & 2. 6. Laugh. 7. Cut roommates hair, while doing steps 1 & 2. 7. Repeat step 6. 8. Stir, snip & enjoy!! Jeff