Stupid People Calling me w/ Crap
 

About time these dumbasses get what's coming to them:

In the middle of a heads-up SNG:

ANTES/BLINDS
Villain posts blind ($15), Hero posts blind ($30).

PRE-FLOP
Villain calls $15, Hero checks.

FLOP [board cards 3C,7S,AH ]
Hero checks, Villain checks.

TURN [board cards 3C,7S,AH,8D ]
Hero bets $75, Villain calls $75.

RIVER [board cards 3C,7S,AH,8D,7H ]
Hero checks, Villain checks.

SHOWDOWN
Hero shows [ 6S,5C ]
Villain mucks cards [ 2H,4H ]
Hero wins $210.

Later that night at $3/$6 SH:

ANTES/BLINDS
SB posts blind ($1.50), Hero posts blind ($3).

PRE-FLOP
Villain calls $3, SB folds, Hero checks.

FLOP [board cards 2C,5S,KD ]
Hero bets $3, Villain calls $3.

TURN [board cards 2C,5S,KD,10H ]
Hero checks, Villain checks.

RIVER [board cards 2C,5S,KD,10H,JD ]
Hero checks, Villain checks.

SHOWDOWN
Hero shows [ 8D,6D ]
Villain mucks cards [ 6H,3H ]
Hero wins $12.30.

He was totally dominated...

-ChipsAhoya