What feels better?
 

Really really really really having to pee....and finally getting to.

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really really really really really having to drop a turd... and finally getting too??

Re: What feels better?
 

All train compartments smell vaguely of [censored]. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You [censored] little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

Re: What feels better?
 

Dropping a big turd is way better- but also has the chance of being uncomfortable in the process. A nice smooth exit is great, but a rough scrathing one is, well rough. Pissing has a lower likely hood of complications, but not nearly as satisfying. Also with a laptop you can multitable while squatting.

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Taking a poop is rarely particularly comfortable. You're just glad it's over with. And then sometimes annoyed at how messy it is and how long it takes to clean up. Peeing almost always feels fantastic. Sometimes I get a little shudder of pleasure out of it.

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Taking a poop is rarely particularly comfortable. You're just glad it's over with. And then sometimes annoyed at how messy it is and how long it takes to clean up. Peeing almost always feels fantastic. Sometimes I get a little shudder of pleasure out of it.

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When you say "shudder of pleasure" do you mean like chills? Because I can definitely relate to that.

craig

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Also, it depends on what kind of #2. Sometimes it's messy. Other times, you're in and out.

Re: What feels better?
 

Yeah, an involuntary shudder, but sometimes I can deepen it by going with it.

Mantak Chia, a Thai internal energy master, notes that one of his early masters had as his sole life extending internal energy method standing on one's toes when one pisses and letting that shudder move and pack itself into your kidneys. The kidneys are related to their external counterpart, the testicles. Bringing energy to the kidneys also lets it flow to the testicles, which stimulates your hormones and raises your energy level. Thus the longevity. If you get able to control the feeling of this, you can feel it both warm your kidneys and your balls too.

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Also, it depends on what kind of #2. Sometimes it's messy. Other times, you're in and out.

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It's almost never an in and out for me. Partly because I have a pretty high standard of cleanliness. I'm not one of those guys who always wishes he didn't have so many brown stains in his underwear.

Re: What feels better?
 

when I'm on my weekly long runs I have to take a dump somewhere along the way about half the time. if it's near the end I'll hold out until I get home. the result is usually explosively satisfying. pissing is nice, but there's nothing quite like producing a substantial amount of solid matter.

Re: What feels better?
 

wow 50%/50%

Re: What feels better?
 

Turd is better since in most circumstances you will have to take longer to drop one. You can pee practically anywher.

Re: What feels better?
 

Those of you who don't love that feeling of pure pleasure as a turgid turd you've been stockpiling all day puts pressure on your prostate as it slips past your loaf cutter are in denial.

Good day.

Re: What feels better?
 

Maybe gratitude or relief. But actual love, pure pleasure, and turds aren't a natural mix. At least not unless you're really, really into turds.

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wow 50%/50%

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I, myself, am having trouble deciding. When you truly having been holding it in for a LONG time, both are among the most intense feelings of relief that I can think of.

Re: What feels better?
 

I can pretty much hold a crap forever, provided it's not diarrhea or something. But when I gotta pee, I gotta pee. And when I've held as long as i can and finally let go, well that's a pretty good feeling. I was actually on the phone with another 00ti0t recently and had to pee in a bottle in a McDonald's parking lot (the damn place was closed). I believe I commented how good it felt. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Also, it depends on what kind of #2. Sometimes it's messy. Other times, you're in and out.

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It's almost never an in and out for me.

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Same here. Usually, it just comes out.

Re: What feels better?
 

*tee-hee* you are talking about poo poo and pee pee!

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I can pretty much hold a crap forever, provided it's not diarrhea or something. But when I gotta pee, I gotta pee. And when I've held as long as i can and finally let go, well that's a pretty good feeling. I was actually on the phone with another 00ti0t recently and had to pee in a bottle in a McDonald's parking lot (the damn place was closed). I believe I commented how good it felt. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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you pissed in a bottle? don't they have tons of bushes around ?!?! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Re: What feels better?
 

I think splashin' the pot either way is just super!

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Do you ever get the pleasure chills from shitting? I dont. While dropping a huge load that has been applying pressure is nice, it doesnt compare to the great feeling of draining a full hose.