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too much

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Back when I used to go it was like 15 bucks for two songs at this one club. No happy ending though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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So what's the going rate for a happy ending then?

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In my experience, it is pretty much impossible to go to a strip club and not get hit up by three or four women an hour who want to give you a lap dance. I'm pretty sure it's how they make their real money. How much it costs is going to vary from place to place, but $30 for one song seems to be pretty much the going rate.

The last time I was out at a strip club was with a bunch of graduate students, several of whom had never been to one before. These guys were catatonic, so when Kianna the Asian stripper with aggressively fake boobs came around soliciting for lap dances, she couldn't get a word out of anybody. Then the following interchange:

Kianna : "Why are you guys so [censored] shy?"
gumpzilla : "It's cool, we're professional dorks"
[Kianna straddles gumpzilla]
K : "My momma told me to love somebody who would love me more."
g : "Aha. And you think that's me?"
K : "You must have a dance."
g : "Sorry, no."
K : "Okay, then, but my titty needs a tip."
[Kianna bludgeons gumpzilla repeatedly in the face with a D cup shaped piece of plastic while he fishes around for bills, then dismounts and finds the next potential customer and begins humping him]
K : "I've got . . . to . . . make . . . it . . . hard."

As the above suggests, I've always found strip clubs to be more reliable at stimulating the surreal rather than the erotic. At this same classy joint, I was going up to tip one of the dancers who was crawling around the bar, and when she got to the regular next to me, he pulled out a flashlight, turned it on and started staring at her now spotlight vagina. Awesome.

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Vegas...Paradise club. $20 for two songs. Top shelf.
A little more is appreciated greatly by the women.

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I was going up to tip one of the dancers who was crawling around the bar, and when she got to the regular next to me, he pulled out a flashlight, turned it on and started staring at her now spotlight vagina. Awesome.

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POTD, even at this early time. I had to leave the office to go laugh outside at this.

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I went to a strip bar for the first time in like 3 years
It cost me 20$ for a lap dance which was 1 song long!
WTF Im drunk and that still a lot. At least the bitch was hot. She was half black half asian with Tig O BIttes Thick calves. She was money. Anyway what is the going rate for a lap dance in your city. Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending.....

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$5, $10, or $20 depending on day and time. There's a coupla clubs here that do $10 all day Sunday and on Monday nights, $5 all day Tuesday (but songs are only about 2 mins long).

$20 is the most common price. This holds in most of Texas: Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio. I have seen a few clubs, tho that might have been in Cali, where it's $100 for like X songs in a private room, which was basically a scam.

Happy Endings depend on the girl as well as the establishment. You shouldn't have to pay more than $40. If you are, you're in the wrong place and/or are being fleeced.

If you just happen to find yourself at a strip club and don't want to drop mad cash, (1) befriend the bartender and get your drinks at double strength, and (2) tip the girls when they're on stage, it only takes $1 and is usu the best value there.

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Happy Endings depend on the girl as well as the establishment. You shouldn't have to pay more than $40. If you are, you're in the wrong place and/or are being fleeced.


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Ive never gotten one, but that seems way too cheap.

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Average in NYC is $20/song.

Don't ever give them your credit card though.

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What exactly is a happy ending?