So who\'s your Tool?
 

i've mainly got 2 sets of friends up here in santa barbara, the people i live with (frat boyish, only one in a frat actually, drink and smoke, poker) and the guys down the street (nerdier, less drink and smoke, LOST fans)

with the nerdier group, one of their roomates is the perfect definition of a tool: 6'2", stupid goatee, bad hair, manager of compUSA, knowledge of stupid [censored], and thinks that everyone wants t here about the slutty girls that try to make out with him.

when we were watching the season 2 premier of LOST, during one of the commercials, this guy actually muted the TV to tell us how this girl kept asking him if he seriously had a 9 inch cock.

it was as that moment i started smiling cuz i knew i had found the tool in my life.

i say let this be the thread to describe how the tools in our life are the same or different.

discuss.

Re: So who\'s your Tool?
 

I don't have any tools in my life, they go once toolage is noted.

Hold on, is this like the saying from Rounders? "If you're at the table for 30 minutes and haven't spotted the tool, then you're the tool!" - Great Odin's Raven!

Re: So who\'s your Tool?
 

Uncle Henry's Corn Cob Pipe!

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Lucas9000

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passionfruit05

Re: So who\'s your Tool?
 

My roomate. We live in a 2 bedroom apartment, and he loooves to "party" (his same 5-10 people that he drinks bud light with) and tell me about how he hooks up with all of these girls (all of whom are very plan/some on the ugly side). He also likes to scream at the everyone top of his lungs while playing Halo 2 online because he thinks everyone is cheating. He got kicked out of UCF, and might get kicked out of community college because he stays up till 11AM in the morning, then sleeps all day. He definately takes the cake.

Re: So who\'s your Tool?
 

I know this guy who's in college and thinks he's pretty smart, but he can't even spell 'definitely'.

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I know this guy who's in college and thinks he's pretty smart, but he can't even spell 'definitely'.

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What a morin

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I know this guy who's in college and thinks he's pretty smart, but he can't even spell 'definitely'.

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It's moran, idoit.

Re: So who\'s your Tool?
 

that dude sounds like a huge douche that trys to hard. kick his ass