My first poker hustle
 

I had seen a couple of other guys play a low limit games and sucker someone into play heads up on a higher limit. It worked for them, so I figured I'd give it a try.

I entered a $1 tournament. 5 minutes into it, some donk (who's not even playing - he's observing a $1 tournament) makes a ridiculous table coach comment to a guy playing.

I started leaning into the guy and he challenges me to a heads up match....beautiful. He thinks he's talking big as he offers to play for $5. I tried to talk him into playing for $200, but he wouldn't go for it. I talked more [censored] at him as was able to get him to play heads up $3/6 holdem. He got creamed. He bought in for $300, so it was more than the original offer he refused.

My favorite hand is when he called a pre-flop raise, a flop bet, a turn bet and a river bet with 73os and no pair, no draw because "he knew I had nothing." Good strategy.

I may just try this again sometime.

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do you want a cookie?

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I had seen a couple of other guys play a low limit games and sucker someone into play heads up on a higher limit. It worked for them, so I figured I'd give it a try.

I entered a $1 tournament. 5 minutes into it, some donk (who's not even playing - he's observing a $1 tournament) makes a ridiculous table coach comment to a guy playing.

I started leaning into the guy and he challenges me to a heads up match....beautiful. He thinks he's talking big as he offers to play for $5. I tried to talk him into playing for $200, but he wouldn't go for it. I talked more [censored] at him as was able to get him to play heads up $3/6 holdem. He got creamed. He bought in for $300, so it was more than the original offer he refused.

My favorite hand is when he called a pre-flop raise, a flop bet, a turn bet and a river bet with 73os and no pair, no draw because "he knew I had nothing." Good strategy.

I may just try this again sometime.

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Congratulations, you're an [censored].

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Your e-peen just grew a half an inch!

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Your e-peen just grew a half an inch!

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And it only cost an inch off the real one.

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I entered a $1 tournament.

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NH. This has to be a giant waste of time.

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Your e-peen just grew a half an inch!

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Your e-peen just grew a half an inch!

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And it only cost an inch off the real one.

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2+2er's share ideas. It's not a brag thread. It's sharing profitable information. If you can play poker, this is worth more than 20 party reloads. If you can't play poker, you can make penis jokes.

I feel secure with my real life 8-incher, thank you. I feel bad for the woman you little guys are with. It must be difficult to feel like a real man.