The most inane request ever
 

I know this is probably the dumbest kind of post this forum sees, but here goes.

Would anyone be able to lend me $0.25 on Pokerstars? My username is the same there as here.

Thanks in advance.

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40 times a day,,,30 times a month?

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Only once for me. It's not like I'm Kaz or anything.

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I sent you a dollar. I need some karma. Don't spend it all at once!

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I know this is probably the dumbest kind of post this forum sees, but here goes.

Would anyone be able to lend me $0.25 on Pokerstars? My username is the same there as here.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm pretty sure the minimum transfer on Stars is $5

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Is this so you can cash out 75 cents? I would think that the eternal shame of asking for 25 cents on an internet gambling forum would oughtweigh the rounding up to a dollar.

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I dunno, but I sent the dollar and it went through. Good Karma this way please.

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Is this so you can cash out 75 cents? I would think that the eternal shame of asking for 25 cents on an internet gambling forum would oughtweigh the rounding up to a dollar.

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No, this is so I can get a minimum buyin for 0.02/0.04 and rebuild my bankroll the hard way. Considering I'm already up 12BB, it doesn't seem like that bad an idea.

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It went through, and many thanks. Good karma will come back to you.

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How is asking people for money rebuilding your bankroll the hard way?

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Asking for a minimum buyin is the easy part. Grinding out a bankroll from a starting stack of ~6BB (or 25BB thanks to good karma) is the hard way.

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I know this is probably the dumbest kind of post this forum sees, but here goes.

Would anyone be able to lend me $0.25 on Pokerstars? My username is the same there as here.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm pretty sure the minimum transfer on Stars is $5

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Nope. I've sent a guy 1c before, just to be a dick.

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I know this is probably the dumbest kind of post this forum sees, but here goes.

Would anyone be able to lend me $0.25 on Pokerstars? My username is the same there as here.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm pretty sure the minimum transfer on Stars is $5

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Nope. I've sent a guy 1c before, just to be a dick.

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Now thats Karma I can support.

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Is this so you can cash out 75 cents? I would think that the eternal shame of asking for 25 cents on an internet gambling forum would oughtweigh the rounding up to a dollar.

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No, this is so I can get a minimum buyin for 0.02/0.04 and rebuild my bankroll the hard way. Considering I'm already up 12BB, it doesn't seem like that bad an idea.

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You must now give weekly progress reports.

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Will do.

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Are you Annorax from MT? If so, I never saw the pic you got banned for.

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Id loan a guy a dollar if I got 25% of all the lifetime profit accrued by that dollar.

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I lost both my legs today in an arm wrestling match.

Please send money to me.

Thankyou.

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I lost both my legs today in an arm wrestling match.

Please send money to me.

Thankyou.

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I'll gladly send you a check but you must sign your name with your feet. Do you keep them in cold storage for an emergency such as this?

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thanks for the pm. you can't receive any unti you clear some out

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Done. Please don't tell me you need $.25 as well!!!!

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I 6 tabled .02/.04 using robot-SSHE mentality to re-prove to myself (after a downswing) that loose idiots were beatable.

Results? 10 BB/100 for the first 1,000 hands. I was satisfied.

It's fun when you hold AQ and the flop comes AAQ and have capped betting 5 ways on every street.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5408/starsmicro9fv.jpg

What's up with that 60BB downsing? Gay.

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Id loan a guy a dollar if I got 25% of all the lifetime profit accrued by that dollar.

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very Benjamin Franklin of you

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I sent you a dollar. I need some karma. Don't spend it all at once!

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a buck for some luck! Don't forget to pay back all these loans.

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So you made 4 bucks?

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why do i develop strong hatred towards people who use the word "karma"

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So you made 4 bucks?

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Take it to the 2/4 NL and let it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

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you should send that guy like $2 back!