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Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 10:42 AM

MTV show .... True Life: I\'m dead broke
 
Did anyone see this show and just sit there pissed off the whole time?

Ok, first they had the white trailor trash girl who started off talking about how all her friends from high school tell her she isn't going to make anything of herself and that she is gonna prove her wrong. Of course this girl is 18, moved away from home and instead of currently enjoying her senior year of high school she is working at some restaurant populated by 90 year olds. She keeps on talking about how she is going to save up money to buy a used car and go back to school.

So what does mrs responsible do? She is shooting pool at her work on her day off, and she opens up her pack of cigarettes in front of her manager and her weed falls out and she gets fired. On her way out the door she manages to challenege everyone in the restaurant to "step outside if they have a problem with her". She then finds another job a few days later, but then does not show up to work on her 3rd day and gets fired again! WOW THIS CHICK IS SMART! So at the end of the show she moves in with her parents again.

Ok chick #2 is a girl from oakland who mysteriously drives what looks like a 2000 Nissan Maxima LE, but hasn't paid her rent in a long time and she now has 5 days to find another place. Seriously she drives a goddamn luxury car and she can't pay her rent. I swear the car was stolen. Alright so the way she makes her money is by "hussling" and then also another job which I forget, she used to steal clothes and stuff but now she just walks up to complete strangers and asks them if they want their hair braided. Yeah, uh I dunno. She manages to move in with her boyfriend at the end of the show. Her boyfriend looks like a huge dumbass.

Ok on to the saddest of the cases which is a black guy living with his 5 brothers and sisters and mom and dad in a 2 bedroom complete shithole in illinois. They don't have running water in the house so they have to go outside and pump from a bilge (I'm not sure, I've never seen this thing before in my life). Anyways, rent is like $300 a month but somehow nobody can pay for that. Because they are too [censored] dumb and decided to have 5 kids! So they didn't pay their rent and now owe $2,000 or they are going to be on the street in 5 days. Our hero is trying to get into the army, and its really sad to watch him struggle to read dr. seuss books to his brothers and sisters. He wonders if he can even pass the reading/math requirements. Of course later in the show he realizes he can't get in because he is on probation right now. Idiot. Ugh I hate these people. Anyways I'm sick of writing this so at the end they manage to find a house to live in.



WTF is wrong with some people? GODDDDDDDDDD. Remember that thread a while about about the guy who manages some apartment complex and hes pissed off about all the lazy poor people who can't pay rent. Well I take back everything I said in that. There are some seriously really [censored] dumbass people in this world, 3 of them were on TV last night.

tbach24 06-03-2005 10:47 AM

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Was it always like this? Were there people that couldn't handle their lives because they were too dumb? AND GETTING PUT ON TV!??? MTV (or w/e channel you watched this on) is so extremely lame for putting this on.

BeerMoney 06-03-2005 10:48 AM

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the white trailor trash

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Nice to have someone to poop on, huh? Is trailor like sailor? One who trails?

Ricky Slade 06-03-2005 10:50 AM

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So inbetween writing a 100 posts a day on 2+2 you watch crap on MTV... this explains alot

Blackjack 06-03-2005 10:51 AM

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That's probably how the 2 latter cases were able to pay rent - by going on the TV show.

Blackjack

jakethebake 06-03-2005 10:53 AM

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the white trailor trash

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Is trailor like sailor?

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I assume this is correct since they also...

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pump from a bilge

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BeerMoney 06-03-2005 10:54 AM

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the white trailor trash

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Is trailor like sailor?

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I assume this is correct since they also...

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pump from a bilge

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There are black people, and then there are niggerz, right Jake? BTW, this is sarcasm.

jakethebake 06-03-2005 10:58 AM

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the white trailor trash

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Is trailor like sailor?

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I assume this is correct since they also...

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pump from a bilge

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There are black people, and then there are niggerz, right Jake? BTW, this is sarcasm.

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Huh? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

I was referring to the fact that a bilge is part of a boat so maybe trailor trash is like sailor and, well.... oh, nevermind. Anyway it had nothing to do with race at all. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 11:02 AM

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Meh. [censored] both you guys. Nits.

Shajen 06-03-2005 11:04 AM

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When I clicked the thread, my first thought was WTF, Sponger is busted?

Then immediately followed by: Who the hell watches MTV anymore?

Seriously.

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 11:07 AM

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Lol whoops, I will edit the post title.

Yeah I only watch MTV with my girlfriend. 99% of the time its the 10spot shows.

ttleistdci 06-03-2005 11:19 AM

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that the black chick was driving a FULLY LOADED NISSAN MAXIMA but can't come up with a few hundred bucks to find somewhere to stay. If she had half a brain, she'd SELL the f*cking car, put a few bucks away, and take the rest of the money to find somewhere to live.

And the white trash chick...I didn't see the part where she gets fired, but it's hard to feel bad for someone when they're not even responsible enough to hold a job for a few weeks.

tbach24 06-03-2005 11:21 AM

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Wait...she had weed fall out of her cigarette case on TV and she's not in trouble?? How does that work?

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 11:22 AM

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Wait...she had weed fall out of her cigarette case on TV and she's not in trouble?? How does that work?

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They didn't show it on TV.

They just showed her shooting pool. Then they put some words up on the screen and then showed her walking about the door and freaking out.

MowrMowr 06-03-2005 11:24 AM

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The funniest part was when the last dude was trying to take the test to get into the Army. He calls up the Army guy and says "I need you to talk to my Dad". The Dad gets on and says "Can my son take the test if he's on probation?". The answer is "No." so he says to his son "The answer is no, do you know what that means?". His reply is "I dunno, it means I can't be on probation or something" his Dad says "No, it means you can't take the test until you're off probation in 2 years" to which he replies "Dammmmmmmmmmmmn". I hope for our country's sake he wouldn't have passed that test anyway.

SmileyEH 06-03-2005 11:59 AM

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Remember that thread a while about about the guy who manages some apartment complex and hes pissed off about all the lazy poor people who can't pay rent. Well I take back everything I said in that.

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-SmileyEH

crownjules 06-03-2005 12:11 PM

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Hrm...so she's broke, and yet she still spends money on cigarettes, and even worse, weed? (worse as in that's even more extraneous spending)

theredpill6 06-03-2005 12:13 PM

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wow, I need to watch that. That sounds like a funny show.

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 12:18 PM

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wow, I need to watch that. That sounds like a funny show.

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did you get banned again?

why can't we get rid of this guy.

theredpill6 06-03-2005 12:19 PM

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No

tbach24 06-03-2005 12:21 PM

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wow, I need to watch that. That sounds like a funny show.

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did you get banned again?

why can't we get rid of this guy.

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Seriously. I thought the original 3 were funny, but when he tried to be serious it sucked. I know we've all seen it, but it's still my favorite thread

Did we ever figure out who theredpill4 was?

shadyridr 06-03-2005 12:21 PM

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The funniest part was when the last dude was trying to take the test to get into the Army. He calls up the Army guy and says "I need you to talk to my Dad". The Dad gets on and says "Can my son take the test if he's on probation?". The answer is "No." so he says to his son "The answer is no, do you know what that means?". His reply is "I dunno, it means I can't be on probation or something" his Dad says "No, it means you can't take the test until you're off probation in 2 years" to which he replies "Dammmmmmmmmmmmn". I hope for our country's sake he wouldn't have passed that test anyway.

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Why not? These are the type of people I wouldnt mind "sacrificing"

The once and future king 06-03-2005 12:25 PM

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Nothing better than a good dose of laugh at the dumb ugly epsilions on TV.

This is what they get the Betas and the Cetas? to do to stop them being jealous of the Alphas.

Youve read Brave New World right?

TheJunkyardGod 06-03-2005 12:28 PM

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MTV always does the best to make one group of people look even worse by finding the biggest examples of idiocy they can find.

I would much rather they find a single mother who's working too jobs to feed her kids and pay rent, instead of some scumbag kids who can't hold a job for a week without getting stoned.

jakethebake 06-03-2005 12:32 PM

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Did we ever figure out who theredpill4 was?

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I don't know, but I'm spending the rest of the day creating redpill accounts as high as I can. He's in trouble next time he gets banned. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 01:11 PM

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Did we ever figure out who theredpill4 was?

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I don't know, but I'm spending the rest of the day creating redpill accounts as high as I can. He's in trouble next time he gets banned. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I'm pretty sure its all the same guy. He posts on the internet texas hold 'em forums. He once had like a 10 page long post going in their STT forum about all his bad beats. It was so goddamn funny.

tbach24 06-03-2005 01:12 PM

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I only thought he trolled SSNL...have a link to his OTT bad beats?

Voltron87 06-03-2005 01:23 PM

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There are some ridiculously irresponsible/ lazy people out there.

Though I do feel really bad when I see guys in their 20s who are having trouble reading, that is just downright depressing.

rickr 06-03-2005 01:45 PM

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When I took the test to join the Army, a high school graduate had to score a 25 to get in. Not claiming to be a genius or anything, just so you can compare. I was 17 years old and had taken my G.E.D. because I had knocked up my GF. I had to score a 50. I scored a 92. There was a girl that rode down in the recruiters van with me that was so proud because she scored a 26. It was her 3rd time taking it. Nice to know she had a gun.

Later,
Rick

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 01:48 PM

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There was a girl that rode down in the recruiters van with me that was so proud because she scored a 26. It was her 3rd time taking it. Nice to know she had a gun

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Reminds me of this girl my mom talked to while I was doing my permit test when I just turned 15. She was taking the test for like the 5th time. Meanwhile I finished the like 50 question test in under 5 minutes and I only missed 1 question.

Sponger15SB 06-03-2005 01:50 PM

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There are some ridiculously irresponsible/ lazy people out there.

Though I do feel really bad when I see guys in their 20s who are having trouble reading, that is just downright depressing.

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Yeah that was really sad.

One of the only parts I actually felt truely bad for these people. The other part is realizing that all those kids have to live in poverty cause their parents are [censored] lazy asses who don't have real jobs and they have to live in a complete shithole.

-Skeme- 06-03-2005 02:17 PM

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Be sure to watch True Life: I'm A Freestyle Rapper. The main kid they follow around is the worst battler ever. He doesn't freestyle well at all, but somehow they profiled him. He has a huge nose, he's pasty and white, and hideous. They followed him around for like a month to build up to this semi-big battle, and by semi-big I mean big prize, but horrible structure. Anyway, he makes it to the Rap Olympics and loses to some wack fool in the first round. Classic.

Tron 06-03-2005 06:00 PM

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OH SNAP, the show is on right now... I am going to watch it.

Dead 06-03-2005 06:01 PM

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OH SNAP, the show is on right now... I am going to watch it.

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[censored], it's not on here at 6. It's some stupid football thing at 6.

Oh wait maybe the TV guide is wrong. I see a bunch of black people talking about cutting trees. Is this it?

Blackjack 06-03-2005 06:04 PM

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Have they had a true life: online poker player yet?

Dead 06-03-2005 06:06 PM

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Have they had a true life: online poker player yet?

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No, but I'm sure it's in the work.

I haven't seen them do a True Life: I'm a metrosexual yet either. I would like to star in that one.

Dead 06-03-2005 06:06 PM

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And the 2000 Nissan Maxima LE is not a luxury car, Spongebob.

Blackjack 06-03-2005 06:08 PM

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If it's leather it's bottom line luxury.... I guess...

Blackjack

Dead 06-03-2005 06:10 PM

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You can get leather seats in a minivan. It's not a luxury car. You can't get a new luxury car for under 25k. Period.

david050173 06-03-2005 06:11 PM

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And the 2000 Nissan Maxima LE is not a luxury car, Spongebob.

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No but it is a 28K car. You should make more money in a year than the price of your car. Yes is probably got it used but that really doesn't change the math a whole lot.


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