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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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a sea turtle

would you rather be an elm tree or an oak tree?

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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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This is more along the lines of the game I knew. I'll say bang the fat chick, although I've never seen the movie. It's really hard to get good ones.

Would you rather sweat beans (meaning, whenever you sweat, your pores open up and beans come out) or whenever you fall asleep, you wake up naked in a croweded cafeteria in the salad bar, covered in a creamy salad dressing, eating lettuce...

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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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what kind of acid? some can kill you. if it's just face disfigurement, I'd go with face disfigurement.

would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?

edit: I thought it said "be" the fat chick. nevermind.

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Dog doing dad (then I could pretend it was unintentional on my dad's part)

Would you rather listen to nails scraping on a chalkboard or William Hung (that awful American Idol singer) sing for the rest of your life?

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Dog doing dad (then I could pretend it was unintentional on my dad's part)

Would you rather listen to nails scraping on a chalkboard or William Hung (that awful American Idol singer) sing for the rest of your life?

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William Hung. Would you rather be a deaf mute or castrated?

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deaf mute, that one aint even close

would you rather be an elm tree or an oak tree?

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oak

would you rather be a known child sex offender or get [censored] by a goat?

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oak

would you rather be a known child sex offender or get [censored] by a goat?

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I'd rather get raped by a goat than rape little kids.

would you rather circumcize yourself or saw off a random person's finger?