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wacki 12-26-2005 01:02 AM

Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend disbelief *rant*
 
Just watched batman begins. (caution movie spoiler) Decent movie worth watching. However, it had some eyerolling gay events.

1) The car requires you to change positions when driving it? WTF. Seriously, why do you have to lay down? Why change positions?

2) Microwave gun? Vaporize a city's water supply? A bit of a gay weapon if you ask me.

3) He's got a helicopter on his ass, and all of the police cars. Yet somehow he drives on a dirt road and through a waterfall on wayne property. There are no tracks to show the police where he went. The helicopter? Where did it go? Seriously uber gay.

I could go on....

Why do they have to screw up all of my favorite movies with [censored]? I mean pick 1 or 2 things that aren't possible that we have to believe in, but not 20.

-drunk wacki

TheBlueMonster 12-26-2005 01:04 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
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1) The car requires you to change positions when driving it? WTF. Seriously, why do you have to lay down? Why change positions

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I'm pretty sure he did that in order to shoot the guns.

DcifrThs 12-26-2005 01:04 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
DUDE OMG. im soooo with you on this movie.

[censored] their crazy [censored].

also, whats with the crazy halucinagenicness of their weapon. nuttyness.

Barron

Clarkmeister 12-26-2005 01:06 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
I agree with the sentiment of your post.

wacki 12-26-2005 01:06 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
The psychotropic weapons are somewhat believable. I mean there is LSD, and the military has TRIED to create stuff like this in real life. So that I can give a free pass on. I mean they can give us some [censored] to swallow. Hell I'll believe superman can fly as long as everything else makes sense.

wacki 12-26-2005 01:09 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
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1) The car requires you to change positions when driving it? WTF. Seriously, why do you have to lay down? Why change positions

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I'm pretty sure he did that in order to shoot the guns.

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Do fighter pilots have to lay down when they fire?

wacki 12-26-2005 01:11 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend belief *rant*
 
Haha, thanks for editing your post Clarkmeister.

A true gentleman. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]'s and hugs.

-very very drunk

wacki.

Dantes 12-26-2005 01:12 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend disbelief *rant*
 
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3) He's got a helicopter on his ass, and all of the police cars. Yet somehow he drives on a dirt road and through a waterfall on wayne property. There are no tracks to show the police where he went. The helicopter? Where did it go? Seriously uber gay.

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ironically there's a nearly identically implausible scene in the 1989 batman.

The lamest thing about the movie imo is the fact that the "batmobile" is just a car designed and produced by obviously more than one 60 year old black guy in a basement. Yeah the people who made it wouldn't be able to figure out who the batman's mysterious identity possible is.

Crveballin 12-26-2005 01:14 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend disbelief *rant*
 
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2) Microwave gun? Vaporize a city's water supply? A bit of a gay weapon if you ask me.


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How about the Microwave gun vaporizing water in steal pipes yet not vaporizing the water in everyones body around it? Everyone in the guns radius would shrivel up and die.

Hey atleast it wasnt penguins with bombs strapped to their backs right?

CheckRaise 12-26-2005 01:48 AM

Re: Movies.... they need to learn how to suspend disbelief *rant*
 
Well it is a movie based on a comic book so I don't see why you would expect any of it to be realistic.


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