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PokerBob 12-18-2005 11:17 PM

i hate baseball hats
 
and those who wear them. so there.

sublime 12-18-2005 11:18 PM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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this thread sucks

Jack of Arcades 12-18-2005 11:18 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
What's a baseball hat?

handsome 12-18-2005 11:20 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
So you hate like 80% of the male population?

Klepton 12-18-2005 11:22 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
they never look good on me, but i don't hate other people for wearing them.

i can't believe i'm saying this.... but *

bosoxfan 12-18-2005 11:23 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
I own about 30 and wear them all.

sublime 12-18-2005 11:23 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
yeah, i was gonna say * then figured i would cut some slack. however this is * worhty for sure.

Eurotrash 12-18-2005 11:26 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
in this picture you are wearing one backwards


http://www.icalledshotgun.com/photod.../PokerBob1.jpg

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:28 AM

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So you hate like 80% of the male population?

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no. probably closer to 90.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:33 AM

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in this picture you are wearing one backwards


http://www.icalledshotgun.com/photod.../PokerBob1.jpg

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indeed. when i fish, i sometimes wear one. and sometimes (rarely) when i haven't showered. and i hate myself, so what is your point?

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:34 AM

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I own about 30 and wear them all.

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i hate you.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:36 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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this thread sucks

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you are incorrect, sir. it is baseball hats and those who wear them that suck.

20Five 12-19-2005 02:36 AM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
hats own.

its funny how some people just look gay in them though, im glad im not one of them.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:38 AM

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hats own.

its funny how some people just look gay in them though, im glad im not one of them.

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yes you are.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 02:44 AM

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they never look good on me, but i don't hate other people for wearing them.

i can't believe i'm saying this.... but *

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wtf is "*"?

PoBoy321 12-19-2005 02:47 AM

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hats own.

its funny how some people just look gay in them though, im glad im not one of them.

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I don't generally like the way that hats look on me or on other people. They don't serve any functional purpose, aren't comfortable and look sloppy.

astroglide 12-19-2005 02:51 AM

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They don't serve any functional purpose

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completely false.

they do an awesome job of blocking out sun, i prefer a hat to sunglasses unless i'm literally looking into the sun while i'm driving.

as a dude with a shaved head, it also keeps sunburns away and warms my head during winter.

i also hate having crap in my pockets, so when i get to work i put all my keys, wallet, etc into my hat so it all sits in one place.

PoBoy321 12-19-2005 02:57 AM

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they do an awesome job of blocking out sun, i prefer a hat to sunglasses unless i'm literally looking into the sun while i'm driving.

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See, I never thought that they did, because they only block the sun when it's coming from overhead, but if it's even a little bit in front of you, it gets in under the visor.

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as a dude with a shaved head, it also keeps sunburns away and warms my head during winter.

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I nevere thought about the sunburn thing, although I never thought that hats did a very good job keeping my had warm and that a wool ski cap was always much better.

astroglide 12-19-2005 02:59 AM

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the sun is very seldom in front of me to such a degree that a hat is ineffective. i never wear sunglasses now, and i have nice prescription ones.

i agree that a ski cap would be warmer, but a hat is all-purpose and it still does the job fine. between that and a hooded sweatshirt i'm good to go.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 03:05 AM

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They don't serve any functional purpose, aren't comfortable and look sloppy.

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totally false. they allow a great deal of guys to look like dicks.

MonkeeMan 12-19-2005 03:06 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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How do you feel about berets and tams?

PokerBob 12-19-2005 03:09 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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How do you feel about berets and tams?

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no idea what a tam is. berets are beneath contempt.

twang 12-19-2005 03:10 AM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
I think baseball hats are very Drew Carey. And I hate Drew Carey. So there.

12-19-2005 03:29 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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What about people who only wear them to baseball games? Like me?

PokerBob 12-19-2005 03:31 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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What about people who only wear them to baseball games? Like me?

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i suppose i could let that slide.

lighterjobs 12-19-2005 05:21 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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What about people who only wear them to baseball games? Like me?

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i suppose i could let that slide.

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but what about the people that get the terrible give away hats at the gate that have a sponsor embroidered on the side and still insist on wearing them?

PokerBob 12-19-2005 05:26 AM

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and those who wear them. so there.

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What about people who only wear them to baseball games? Like me?

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i suppose i could let that slide.

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but what about the people that get the terrible give away hats at the gate that have a sponsor embroidered on the side and still insist on wearing them?

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it is still a baseball hat. there are no "acceptable" baseball hats. they are all dumb.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 05:27 AM

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I think baseball hats are very Drew Carey. And I hate Drew Carey. So there.

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how about the morons who tilt the cap to the side? how would you define them? i have my own thoughts but sill share them later.

craig r 12-19-2005 05:33 AM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
I think a more important point is that Scott Stapp sucks and anybody that is Scott Stapp sucks real bad.

craig

twang 12-19-2005 05:49 AM

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I think baseball hats are very Drew Carey. And I hate Drew Carey. So there.

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how about the morons who tilt the cap to the side? how would you define them?

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I would define them as morons.

PokerBob 12-19-2005 05:53 AM

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I think baseball hats are very Drew Carey. And I hate Drew Carey. So there.

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how about the morons who tilt the cap to the side? how would you define them?

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I would define them as morons.

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i think morons everywhere would be offended to have this kind of element associated with them. guys who cock their hats are beyond words...although cock fits nicely...

TJSWAN 12-19-2005 05:45 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
PokerBob

Uhhhhhhh,

Who peed in your Cheerio's ?

Tim

Proud baseball hat wearer.

12-19-2005 06:00 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
NSFW

WDC 12-19-2005 06:08 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
does this include women with pony tails sticking out the back. I like that.

Also I wear baseball type hats but never one with a team logo. I expect that you are including all golf hats and similar ptoducts. If so, I expect you spend way too much time looking at guy's heads.

Ulysses 12-19-2005 06:09 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
craig,

A court is in session
A verdict is in
No appeal on the docket today
Just my own sin

12-19-2005 06:15 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
You mean like CC Sabathia, Dontrelle Willis, Willie Harris, et al?

I think that is disrespectful to the game. It's very Ell*x P*wers-ish.

Do you hate guys who wear Jimmy-hats, too? Just curious

- A hat wearer.

HopeydaFish 12-19-2005 06:24 PM

Re: i hate baseball hats
 
I can't wear a baseball cap. I have an overly large head. When I wear a baseball cap, I look like I have Down's Syndrome. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

PokerFink 12-19-2005 06:30 PM

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They don't serve any functional purpose...

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Sure they do. They cover up my hair.

Also, I thought I would throw in the following bit of wisdom for all the non-haters who wear hats. If your hat gets dirty, don't put it in the washing machine. Run it through the dishwasher on the top shelf. I [censored] you not. This works very well.

man 12-19-2005 06:50 PM

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I can't wear a baseball cap. I have an overly large head. When I wear a baseball cap, I look like I have Down's Syndrome. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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for some reason, the name "hopey" really jibes with that image.

man 12-19-2005 07:15 PM

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sometimes I tilt my baseball hat, which is mine and I own it proudly, but I'm really doing it in an ironic way. however my girl-friends say I look hott (emphasis on the second t) in it, so I guess I really am selling out. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


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