post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

share your own in this thread.
-----------------------------------------

I wonder how many times a man would have to listen to Johnny Horton's "Battle of New Orleans" before going certifitably psycho.

To be honest, I think I could listen to it for a long long time. It's a very catchy song and I like how he sings some of those lines and we all like a song about kicking ass.

"we fired our guns and the british kepta coming...
there wasn't quite as many as there was a while before
we fired once more and they began a'running
on down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico"

and then he screeches on those last lines - I like that part too...

RB

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Once freshman year when I was stoned I really had to drop a duece. I was listening to my stereo in my room and did not want to leave. I thought about how cool headphones w/ a long cord would be and told my friend. He told me to take my discman and the problem was solved.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

What if our entire universe was just a piece of dust in another universe...?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

i somehow got the idea to try reading poetry while stoned. i got a pretty good selection at the university library, toked up, started reading, and quickly came to a provable conclusion that everyone who has ever written a line in his life was using some and possibly several drugs at the time.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

How far does space really go, do the stars eventually end, like maybe 800,000,000,000 light years away , hey no more stars. If thats the case whats after that....does it restart? Maybes is circular, if so can you escape it.

Also something created all this,[ im not talking people or creationism please this is in general] but who? or what? And what created him/her/it Where did they come from and why. If there is a God, is he jus the God of this earth, whos his God? hes got to have a boss.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Huh?

Look shiny!

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Mmm... porn.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
What if our entire universe was just a piece of dust in another universe...?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

Did you think of that on double secret probation? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What if our entire universe was just a piece of dust in another universe...?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

Did you think of that on double secret probation? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I was gonna go with:

What if C-A-T really spelled 'Dog'

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

kinda similar thought i had once...

i was looking at the stars and realized that what we're seeing actually happened years and years ago.

trips me out when i'm "open"...

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

dudes......what if you were blind? How would you ever know what the "blue" looked like? LIke, we just assign words to a certain color. THink about it, orange could mean what we call green. mmmmmmmm...pot

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

I wonder how much a brain surgeon makes?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Some comrades and I were discussing different types of cheese. One of my friends favorite chesse is extra sharp cheddar. I concluded (sorry for the poker reference) that extra sharp cheddar was like going allin because when someone tasted extra sharp cheddar it really put them to the test. They either liked cheddar, and therefore loved the extra sharp variety, or hated cheddar, and could not stand the extra sharpness. More mild cheeses are like smaller bets, you can not mind them, and still eat them in all their mildness, even if its not your favorite kind of cheese (I equated this somehow with the concept of calling because the pot is laying such good odds).

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Some comrades and I were discussing different types of cheese. One of my friends favorite chesse is extra sharp cheddar. I concluded (sorry for the poker reference) that extra sharp cheddar was like going allin because when someone tasted extra sharp cheddar it really put them to the test. They either liked cheddar, and therefore loved the extra sharp variety, or hated cheddar, and could not stand the extra sharpness. More mild cheeses are like smaller bets, you can not mind them, and still eat them in all their mildness, even if its not your favorite kind of cheese (I equated this somehow with the concept of calling because the pot is laying such good odds).

[/ QUOTE ]

I feel like smoking pot now.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
I feel like smoking pot now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Me too. Then eating extra sharp cheddar and watching Wheel of Fortune. That's what I feel like doing.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

What if there is another planet just like earth in our orbit only 180 degrees ahead of us, so it was always on the opposite side of the sun?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

I thought this thought was awesome when I was high once. The only time that people ever flail their arms around and try to regain their balance like they just slipped on some ice they didn't see is when people actually slip on ice. In other words, you will never see someone do the slipping on ice motions without them actually slipping on ice.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Ok, now that I am in the right state of mind, I can contribute to this thread.

Wait, what were we just talking about?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

What if my red was your blue and my green was your orange?...

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

this one came outta nowhere, from a buddy of mine:

"if you're one in a million; then that means theres 1,000 people just like you in china"

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
What if my red was your blue and my green was your orange?...

[/ QUOTE ]

Like John Madden's tie?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
I thought this thought was awesome when I was high once. The only time that people ever flail their arms around and try to regain their balance like they just slipped on some ice they didn't see is when people actually slip on ice. In other words, you will never see someone do the slipping on ice motions without them actually slipping on ice.

[/ QUOTE ]

You've obviously never seen anyone totally wasted off of hard liquor.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
What if my red was your blue and my green was your orange?...

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to think about this every day when I was 12 years old, I really belived that colors were subjective and my green wasnt the same as everybody elses green etc. Man, I was a smart little kid.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

That [censored] makes you stupid?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

I was ripped to [censored] last night, got home about 4am and decided to read OOT. I stumble across the thread about the kid looking for a fake id in vegas. Well I noticed that he included his email addy, that contained what i thought was his name. So I googled it, turns out it was someone from WW1. I read about WW1 for 2.5 hours last night.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

If all effect has a cause, and all cause is the effect of a previous cause, then it is impossible for their to be an initial cause of anything and the past existence of the "universe" is infinite.

Corollary, if all cause has effect then there will never cease to be the effect of the cause before it, and the existence of the "universe" will be infinite.

The "universe" is in quotations as it is meant to be symbolic of whatever it is we live in, and not pertaining to the large body of physical matter that we call the Universe.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

I was thinking the slayings of Italian mafia blamed on other rival Italian Mafiosos were actually the work of Redneck mafia.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

Since I'm high right now....Why are my pants so tight?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
this one came outta nowhere, from a buddy of mine:

"if you're one in a million; then that means theres 1,000 people just like you in china"

[/ QUOTE ]

I heard this line in a televised stand-up act...although I can't remember who said it--but I doubt it was your friend.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

[ QUOTE ]
I was ripped to [censored] last night, got home about 4am and decided to read OOT. I stumble across the thread about the kid looking for a fake id in vegas. Well I noticed that he included his email addy, that contained what i thought was his name. So I googled it, turns out it was someone from WW1. I read about WW1 for 2.5 hours last night.

[/ QUOTE ]

So, was it difficult or not to get a fake ID on the Western Front?

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

I'm going boarding this weekend and will be stoned the whole time. I will think of something to post that I won't forget, goddamnit.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

ugh, i had something really good... now it's lost forever

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

So i relaized that sudoku puzzles speeled backwards is ukodus which translated,means death....I think.

Re: post your stoned thought of the day here.
 

my thoughts are always incomplete =( i usually have my buddy finish my thoughts for me, unfortuantely none of those broken thoughts come to mind. drugs are bad mmmk?