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Tyler Durden 12-26-2005 09:37 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
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If you actually become a well-known poker player will you also become an even bigger douchebag?



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anything is possible.

Ray Zee 12-26-2005 09:38 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
sounds like she might have been flirting with you in the beginning and you let it esclate into something awful. buy her a bottle of wine and tell her "lets start over" and maybe things will be fine for both of you.
since you have nothing going maybe you might even have a slim chance to get some

asofel 12-26-2005 09:45 PM

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The waitress is really hot. I would definitely piss on her.

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really hot? no.

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You know its true. Ask 10 of our friends and you'll get that response a majority of the time.

elus2 12-26-2005 09:55 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
in restaurants/bars that i go to, the server takes on the risk/responsibility when a customer doesn't pay. i'd suggest not making a fuss over it since it is essentially a non-issue on your end. pulling out your credit card can't be that difficult.

GoblinMason (Craig) 12-26-2005 10:19 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
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tl;wihr

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nh; me too

hobbsmann 12-26-2005 10:38 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
based on the title I thought this was going to be a post about the band death by stereo (a ton of the names of their songs are in the same vein).

Dominic 12-26-2005 10:42 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
comments? Yeah. Get over it. And thanks for wasting the four minutes it took for me to read that drivel.

HopeydaFish 12-26-2005 10:55 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
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tl; dr.

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Here's the condensed version:

http://www.kvpt.org/0to5/images/home/crying_baby.jpg

mushi 12-26-2005 11:13 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
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sounds like she might have been flirting with you in the beginning and you let it esclate into something awful. buy her a bottle of wine and tell her "lets start over" and maybe things will be fine for both of you.
since you have nothing going maybe you might even have a slim chance to get some

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Bingo thats the way to go

BTW Tyler BlockBuster called they said they want the DVD you live in back [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

mushi [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Warik 12-26-2005 11:24 PM

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 
So you're a good enough customer to go every couple of days, have waitresses remember you, and have the staff be confident that you will be back to pay your forgotten tab.... yet you aren't a good enough customer to tell the manager that one of the waitresses has been giving you [censored]?

Talk to the chief and tell him to get his indians in line.


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