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I'd tell him to take a sh!t.

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Congratulations... you just killed your patient!

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

Not an MD but my wife is a Equine Vet so I asked her:

1. Shoot 'Em

2. Shoot 'Em

3. Shoot 'Em

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy:

A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit.
What your diagnosis doc?

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I'd tell him to take a sh!t.

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The correct answer, of course, is that he ate a large rock.

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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy:

A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit.
What your diagnosis doc?

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Has he recently had a xenomorph attached to his face with an athropod/crustacean-looking appearance and a large muscular tail?

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Leeches.