mine is better
 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idear

what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick?
still no [censored]' idear

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose themselves a trailer.

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how does the butcher introduce his wife ?



















meat patty.



omg haha. rolf.

ok your turn!.

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Meh..

Lawrence

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for real, are you a boy or a girl?

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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his
>>>mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and
>>>wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white
>>>boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go
>>>show your father".
>>>
>>>He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look
>>>dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the
>>>face and says "Go show your grandmother."
>>>
>>>The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says
>>>"Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy" His grandmother
>>>slaps him in the face and sends him back to his
>>>mother.
>>>
>>>His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from
>>>that?"
>>>
>>>To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only
>>>been white for five minutes and I already hate you
>>>Mexicans."

This thread is going to be so dumb, I might as well post 2
 

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?















Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON...






















and Michael Jackson raped little boys.

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Why don't Mexicans ever sneak up on anyone?

Because <font color="white">you can hear a lawn mower a mile away</font>.

-d

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These two guys are at the bar when the one reaches and pulls out a cigarette. His buddy quickly pulls out a 10 inch lighter and lights his cigarette for him.

"Where the hell did you get that thing?" The firend asks rather shocked.

"Oh my genie gave it to me," the first replies matter of factly.

"Your genie? Wtf?"

"Yah, i found him while cleaning out my attic. He'll grant you a wish if you want"

So the one friend nods and the other guy conjures up the genie.

The genie appears and says he'll grant the friend one wish and only one wish.

"I want a MILLION BUCKS!"

*POOF*

All of the sudden the bar is filled with a million ducks. They're quacking and [censored] 'ing all over the place.

The guy who wished for the money starts screaming and hollering, "I said a million bucks! What kind of genie is this?"

And the other friend goes, "you think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"

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what sound does it make when a truck load of vinegar and a truck load of water collide on the highway ?








DOOOOSH!

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I don't mean to be results-oriented in my analysis, but maybe a better thread title would have been "post a funny joke".