I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

I was at the Bellagio in Vegas, playing 100/200 Omaha/8 for the first time (I've made a career playing stud for thirty years). After playing for a few minutes, the action comes to me in one hand, and I look down at my cards to see AAAA. I cannot believe my great luck, but fortunately, being a pro, I am able to keep a perfect poker face. I raise. and several people call. The flop is 333. I bet, and everyone folds to this short Vietnamese woman, who raises. I reraise, and she caps the betting. This happens again on the turn and river, which are 7 and Q. I can't help but wonder what this woman is doing, surely she knows that quad treys lose to almost any other quads. After the betting is capped on the river, I turn over my monster hand and she turns over just what I expected: KK23. But for some reason, the clueless dealer thinks that quad treys are better than quad aces, and just as I am about to gather in the big stack, he gives it to the vietnamese woman. I am very angry and sceam for the pit boss. When he arrives, I show him my four aces and he corrects the ignorant dealer and gives me all the chips. As I leave the tale with my big winnings, I notice that the short Vietnamese woman is following me around. When I step outside, she suckerpunches me where it hurts the most, right in the groin. I would have done something very violent but I was in too much pain, and besides, it's not proper to hit a woman.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

Can people be banned when their first post is something like this? Gosh I hope so.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

I know I will look stupid but for the benefit of the rest of the clueless, I thought only two of your hole cards played in Omaha.

so I am thinking this dude is trying for the nomination for biggest B.S post of 2004. In which case he is way short of the mark.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

Sounds like someone doing a Joeybitch impression.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

I'm no woman, but I would have punched you right in the groin too if you convinced the pit boss that your full house (333AA) beats quads.

Nice first post... not belivable at all.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

More like stupid first post.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

You mean you didn't flip the table over and do unmentionable things to the dealer? Where's Joeybitch when you need him.

Regards,

T

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

Fold PF.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

[ QUOTE ]
Fold PF.

[/ QUOTE ]

Precisely why I hate Omaha. Any poker game where you dealt AAAA and it's a bad hand is inherently wrong.

Re: I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Fold PF.

[/ QUOTE ]

Precisely why I hate Omaha. Any poker game where you dealt AAAA and it's a bad hand is inherently wrong.

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed.