Bush sending Marines to France
 

President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's ### out of the fire again. Facing an
apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr.
Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell,
if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France
to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Marine Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that
it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under
control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he
wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on
scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to
help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time, but thought that
he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went
on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as
soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace
to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with
them. The least they stand out the better.

Re: Bush sending Marines to France
 

Where is the UN? Why does the US have to come to the rescue as usual.

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Where is the UN? Why does the US have to come to the rescue as usual.

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Dude, I hope this is sarcastic as well.

Re: Bush sending Marines to France
 

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...women Marines...

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Scenario:
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I make the over/under 26 hours.

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Where is the UN? Why does the US have to come to the rescue as usual.

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Dude, I hope this is sarcastic as well.

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It would be funnier if it wasnt.

Re: Bush sending Marines to France
 

Is that from The Onion? If not, well done.

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It would be funnier if it wasnt.

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Yes, I'm really hoping it wasnt as well.

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too bad it's not the Germans...

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Is that from The Onion? If not, well done.

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It's from here.

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It would be funnier if it wasnt.

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Yes, I'm really hoping it wasnt as well.

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I'm guessing it was 100% legit. It wasn't a funny enough statement to be anything but completely serious.