How has tilt made you a better person?
 

I was just thinking that it might be beneficial if everyone were to share a little bit of insight into how "Tilt" has improved themselves. I guess this means I have to start.. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

1. Tilt taught me that crapping one's pants in public is a relatively common occurence. I no longer feel embarassed about my previous 'incidents.'

Re: How has tilt made you a better person?
 

Tilt taught me that the mentally handicapped are people too, equally deserving of our respect.

Re: How has tilt made you a better person?
 

Tilt taught me if I says something that makes no sense at all, no one will be like "WTF!? Speak English!"

Tilt taught me a guy with the first name Muff can grow up without having killed 10 people for being harrased. Hell, it taught me someone's dumb enough to name their kid Muff.

Tilt also taught me, no matter how rich and famous you are you have to kill people yourself.

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I've learned to get out of the kiddy pool and start making moves...

Oh yeah and I am now too scared to go to Vegas...

Oh oh yeah...and live poker is rigged!

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Re: How has tilt made you a better person?
 

I learned how to piss on people's happy.

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I learned to bring an extra grand with me to the bathroom if I've had chili.

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I learned just how easy it is to triple up and then double it

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I finally learned how to put a cute girl on tilt.

First you murder her mentor, then you call her "little sister"

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I have learned that ESPN needs to stick to covering live sports and making sports documentaries. Any venture they had into Made-for-TV Movies or mini-series are just plain horrible television.

I also learned that if you take a current fade that is sweeping American and then gather a bunch of chimps to think of and write a tv show ESPN is going to create and then promote the hell out of it.

I am already writting a script for ESPN when televised darts takes off. I won't give you the details yet, but their will be countless amounts of cheating and a talking dolphin named Roscoe.

Re: How has tilt made you a better person?
 

Tilt has taught me that any cute girl who hits on me in vegas may be FBI.
Tilt has taught me to watch for bodies falling from the sky when I play slots.
Tilt has taught me that in order to make a great poker show, you need dealers that despite getting paid to work on the show, never actually even attempted to practice dealing a flop in their lives.

--LoO