\"Poker is Rigged\" story (Humourous and pitiful)
 

I was heading out last night to play in a local bar donkfest tourney, mainly to drink, flirt with the waitresses, and blow off some steam at a 0 buy-in tourney.

Signup is at 6:30 and play starts at 7:30 so I bring my laptop, order a nice NY Strip steak, and fire up 4 tables of Empire... While I am playing a nice fellow walks up and watches and starts chatting about online poker, etc.

He tells me that he played on Pacific once and made 700 dollars in a few days and then a few weeks later lost all of it about as fast. So he talked to a friend of his who owns a casino in Puerto Rico and runs an online site about his "misfortune". His friend told him it was no surpise, because his casino learns the patterns of the players and then puts in fictious players who get dealt the exact cards to take all their money.

So he told the casino owner that this doesn't sound possible. As he knows a guy who won 90K playing online and had a 48K Lexus to prove it. And the Casino Owner said he was obviously lying... because noone can win at online poker. I showed him my neteller account and my balance on empire, etc... but he just walked off shaking his head mumbling about how my time was coming to lose all that.

Just freaking sad how people believe stuff like that...

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flirt with the waitresses,

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humorous and pitiful

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Signup is at 6:30 and play starts at 7:30 so I bring my laptop, order a nice NY Strip steak, and fire up 4 tables of Empire... While I am playing a nice fellow walks up and watches and starts chatting about online poker, etc.

I showed him my neteller account and my balance on empire, etc... but he just walked off shaking his head mumbling about how my time was coming to lose all that.

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Your quite a trusting guy arent you.

Phill
ps, waitresses love being hit on by guys gambling on their laptop whilst waiting for their steak.

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Any waitress who wears a shirt that says "I like it on Top" with a solid 3 inches of belly showing in tight hiphuggers deserves to be hit on... and I will happily oblige her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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but he just walked off shaking his head mumbling about how my time was coming to lose all that.



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Is this what has been going on for the past week? The weird thing is it is all sites, are they all connected?

This is worse than I could have ever imagined.

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Please tell me you were wearing your tin foil hat [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Any waitress who wears a shirt that says "I like it on Top" with a solid 3 inches of belly showing in tight hiphuggers deserves to be hit on... and I will happily oblige her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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That doesn't sound like someone that wants to be hit on by a geek playing on his laptop sitting by himself at a bar. Even if you're not a geek, her perception is that you are one. She's more interested in the group of guys at the other side of the room playing pool and buying alot of beer.

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Any waitress who wears a shirt that says "I like it on Top" with a solid 3 inches of belly showing in tight hiphuggers deserves to be hit on... and I will happily oblige her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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That doesn't sound like someone that wants to be hit on by a geek playing on his laptop sitting by himself at a bar. Even if you're not a geek, her perception is that you are one. She's more interested in the group of guys at the other side of the room playing pool and buying alot of beer.

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You never know...she could be working to pay for her engineering degree [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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you took your laptop to the bar?

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Some girls like geeks!

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http://www.honcho-sfx.com/catalog/im...s_black_TH.jpg

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Some girls like geeks!

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Let me fix this for you.

"Some girls like [rich] geeks [and/or geeks with very large feet]."

If you're going to bring a laptop to the bar, tip the girl $20 for the first beer and say "bring me another every ten minutes until I look like I may pass out, then bring one every five."

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That is by far the shirt that I see in my dreams at night... I have seen numerous girls wearing it, and it makes me all jittery when I see it. I swear to god I could talk to Pamela Anderson before some hottie wearing that shirt.

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There is nothing better than a bunch of poker geeks going to the sports bar with Monday Night Football on the big screen, hot chicks bringing you beer, 4 tabling at Empire. Come on... you know it sounds good! Even if the jocks look at you funny. Then you get in your BMW Z3 and throw rocks in their face as you peel out.

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.....Then you get in your BMW Z3 and throw rocks in their face as you peel out.

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Chick car [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

an M3 maybe [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Any waitress who wears a shirt that says "I like it on Top" with a solid 3 inches of belly showing in tight hiphuggers deserves to be hit on... and I will happily oblige her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Idiot

That\'s pitiful
 

Who would pay $48k for a Lexus.