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sharks with laser beams

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I know it's a family guy ref, but I still want it...

Live Theme Music - Hire a band or DJ to folow me around expressing my mood musicly.

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Seriously, I'd buy a cave and live in it and never come out for fear that everyone I know and loved will turn against me and will try to kill me and steal my money.

I'm super paranoid like that.

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yer/jordan.jpg

Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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Wow. NH

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Easy solution, kill all your friends and family before they kill you.

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Quiero un taco grande por favor con una limonada!

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No comprendo.
You didn't put the upside down exclamation point at the beginning of the sentence.

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Easy solution, kill all your friends and family before they kill you.

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omg! this was so simple, why didn't I ever think of it.

Ok first thing I do is kill everyone I know. Then I buy a big house with lots of video games and then one of those fleshlight jack off things and I'll be set for life.

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Are you saying that you want to see OOT penis?

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[ QUOTE ]
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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yer/jordan.jpg

Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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Wow. NH

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is that...?

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Slider,

This reminds me of a guy I knew back in the 80s. He had a rich uncle die and leave him $300 million. But one string was attached. To get the $300 million, he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!