You have to save the world-Ass or mouth?
 

Assume this poll is for straight males. An evil genius is set to destroy the world. The only way to stop him is to take a shot in either the ass or the mouth from him. You will not get any sort of disease. If you go with the BJ, you have to swallow. You get a reasonable amount of lube if you go with the ass, but its bareback. Think long and hard now. So which is it?

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What? no ATM? That's so gay!

And is he cute?

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If it's in the mouth, do you have to suck him off, or is he just gonna bust in your face?

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Yes, you have to suck him off, because you have to swallow.

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Is it bad that I just assumed you had to suck him off.

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Is it bad that I just assumed you had to suck him off.

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Sure, sure, the world ... but what has it done for me lately?

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http://www.bobzyeruncle.com/archives/images/so_gay2.jpg

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Penis measurements are quite relevant for this question.

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I'd never thought I'd say this but, SIIMP

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Some of you guys just need to admit that you want to try one or both of these things.

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Also,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...er/2076277.jpg

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How can you guys say SIIMP with such haste? We don't know what kind of possible monster we're dealing with here. If we just have to fit a needle in a shoebox, then SIIMP is clearly the correct answer. If we're trying to fit a golf ball in a garden hose, then SIIMM is clearly the correct answer. I appologize for the terrible analogies, but you get the idea.

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How can you guys say SIIMP with such haste? We don't know what kind of possible monster we're dealing with here. If we just have to fit a needle in a shoebox, then SIIMP is clearly the correct answer. If we're trying to fit a golf ball in a garden hose, then SIIMM is clearly the correct answer. I appologize for the terrible analogies, but you get the idea.

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We'll assume evil genius is say, 6 inches, about average. Nitpicker.

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I'm shocked this poll is so close!

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How can you guys say SIIMP with such haste? We don't know what kind of possible monster we're dealing with here. If we just have to fit a needle in a shoebox, then SIIMP is clearly the correct answer. If we're trying to fit a golf ball in a garden hose, then SIIMM is clearly the correct answer. I appologize for the terrible analogies, but you get the idea.

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We'll assume evil genius is say, 6 inches, about average. Nitpicker.

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I think width is more relevant than length here...

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What's relevant is how many millions the world is going to shower on me for saving its ass by offering up my own rosy cheeks, be they buccal or gluteal. There's no way I'm not coming out of this whole thing very rich. I may be a whore, but I'm no sl*t.

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Pretty original retort for a response that didn't need one.

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I have had some painfull big shits in my days, i would chalk it up to a similar feeling without the whole "I dropped the load i feel better" part. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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I refuse to vote because neither is not an option. F the world. The way I see it, if I did one or the other; I'd kill myself anyway. Since I am going to die, what's in it for me? Sure my family would live, but they would live knowing I just sucked a guy off/took it in the ass.

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This poll should have had a "Let 'em all die then" option. I'd bet good money that it'd be winning.

Edit: This is assuming we're not able to profit majorly, as Blarg postulated.

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What's relevant is how many millions the world is going to shower on me

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Well, yes, but you get a choice. Are you saying all that money means that you don't care which way you have to take it?

As an exercise, open your mouth as wide as you can. Measure the rough size of the opening with your hand. Now, imagine something that size going the wrong way up the escalator, so to speak.

I think width is clearly important.

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The world is getting ass-[censored] because I'm not doing either one.

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The guys saying ass must be homos. Any straight guy would rather give a bj then take an ass [censored].

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Assume this poll is for straight males. An evil genius is set to destroy the world. The only way to stop him is to take a shot in either the ass or the mouth from him. You will not get any sort of disease. If you go with the BJ, you have to swallow. You get a reasonable amount of lube if you go with the ass, but its bareback. Think long and hard now. So which is it?

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nice wording

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wow, im really really shocked by the results of this poll. I thought it was mouth, and I thought it was so not even close that this poll was kinda dumb

I can vomit and gargle listerine when im done with the BJ....what are you going to do after he nuts in your ass? walk around sore for a couple days and leak jizz from your arse and blow bubbles when you fart? not to mention getting pounded in the ass is MUCH more dominating than sucking some guy off.

less painful, easier on the psyche, and prolly a lot quicker, BJ should be winning by a landslide

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World is done for.

If threatened by something worse like torture then mouth for reasons Alobar gives.

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The guys saying ass must be homos. Any straight guy would rather give a bj then take an ass [censored].

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Don't be so sure. The ass may cause permanent physical damage, but the mouth can cause permanent mental damage.

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Don't be so sure. The ass may cause permanent physical damage, but the mouth can cause permanent mental damage.

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Exactly, there's no way I'm recovering from the mental picture burning into my eyes of ... well ... that.

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If i choose Ass, do i get a reacharound?

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Mouth, not even close. I can't beleive the results

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we're all going to die.

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Those of you answering "none" and stating that they would let the world be destroyed are [censored] idiots. You would not choose to let the world be destroyed over having gay sex and you all [censored] know it. Stop being so [censored] stupid.

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Those of you answering "none" and stating that they would let the world be destroyed are [censored] idiots. You would not choose to let the world be destroyed over having gay sex and you all [censored] know it. Stop being so [censored] stupid.

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Actually I think anyone taking a poll about ass-[censored] to save the world so seriously is the [censored] idiot. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Those of you answering "none" and stating that they would let the world be destroyed are [censored] idiots. You would not choose to let the world be destroyed over having gay sex and you all [censored] know it. Stop being so [censored] stupid.

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Bingo.

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Those of you answering "none" and stating that they would let the world be destroyed are [censored] idiots. You would not choose to let the world be destroyed over having gay sex and you all [censored] know it. Stop being so [censored] stupid.

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Actually I think anyone taking a poll about ass-[censored] to save the world so seriously is the [censored] idiot. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I'd actually like the OP to elaborate more on why this is happening. The evil genius can have any man in the world but he chooses me? I'm flattered. Was this whole plan just a scheme to [censored] me, or did he wake up saying "By the end of the day I'm either [censored] him or destroying the world, and I don't care which one"

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Those of you answering "none" and stating that they would let the world be destroyed are [censored] idiots. You would not choose to let the world be destroyed over having gay sex and you all [censored] know it. Stop being so [censored] stupid.

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I think I'd let it get destroyed rather than do anything more than marginally unpleasant. If it just disintegrates and no one feels any pain then what's the difference? If there would be lots of pain then I'd try to stop it. Maybe you're right though that irrational fear would take over in the end and I'd just give in regardless.

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Well I would blow him. Hopefully there is some mouthwash nearby.

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If it helps anybody, this is the evil scientist:

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/p...glitter_vi.jpg

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The argument for ass is that when he SIIYP, you can turn your brain off to the whole experience. You don't have to watch him. You don't have to be involved like you would if you're sucking him off. I think I'd take it in the ass and try my hardest to tune the whole experience out than actually have to stare at his junk, see it in my mouth, and then have to consciously get this guy's rocks off.