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Human Meat
Assume meat is healthy, not as a result of killing or other unlawful means, tastes nice.
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Re: Human Meat
Not for me Josephine !
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Re: Human Meat
There is an alternative for the vegetarians...
http://www.eathufu.com/images/hufu-179x180.jpg The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative |
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IIRC, Human meat runs like 70/lb or something close to that. YOu cant pay me to eat that, let alone expect me to pay for it. There used to be a website (might have been a hoax) that sold human by the pound. I cant remember the URL but I remember it was expensive.
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Mmmmmm, long pig....
Mmmmmm, soylent green... |
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http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/3868/soy5ve.jpg
"Soylent Green is people......." Edit: Damn you Diebitter! |
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hmm...so there's only 2 other cannibals in OOT so far.
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wtf?
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I hear tell we taste like lobster.
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I hear tell we taste like lobster. [/ QUOTE ] Nah, spam. One foot, one lousy foot, and they call you a cannibal... |
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OMG, wasn't that "The Big Bus?" LOL, been years since I saw that.
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OMG, wasn't that "The Big Bus?" LOL, been years since I saw that. [/ QUOTE ] The Big Bus? The foot thing? yeah...ok..that works....yeah, it was the Big Bus. Not me, nosir, not me, definitely the Big Bus... |
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Re: The Big Bus
Memorable Quotes from
The Big Bus (1976) Dan: You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scotty: The aerodynamics work! He's breaking wind at 90! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voice in barfight: Look out! He's got a broken milk carton! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kitty Baxter: Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dan: Quick, how many decisions have I made today? |
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LOL nice.
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But, the meat would have to be available because of natural causes, right?
I mean, I'm sure people would feel fine consuming something that died of a natural cause like... say.... Cancer? http://www-nmcp.med.navy.mil/Plastics/images/Hick1.jpg |
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im a very picky eater...but ill try anything once [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Graham Stansler: Now, if you work your way a little higher on the mountain, pickings get a little slimmer. Maybe some likens, some wet soil. But soon, that's gone, too, and to make matters worse, you realize you're lost, and you're starting to suffer from severe hypothermia.
Teri Rialto: Wow. Hypothermia. Graham Stansler: [ starting to unravel ] Then you think you see a bridge off in the distance, leading to a Kentucky Fried Chicken that floats in the clouds. And your hiking partners have to restrain you. And then night sets in, and you're huddling in a snow cave drinking your own urine! Margaret Jo McCullen: Wow, I bet that tastes terrible. Teri Rialto: It actually doesn't. Graham Stansler: After a couple of days, you're dehydrated! You've eaten your boot leather, and you're going blnid from hunger! That's when you get desperate! You have to find something to eat! So, you and your buddies draw straws to see which one of you guys isn't coming down the mountain! Margaret Jo McCullen: [ unsettled ] Well.. how about we.. maybe talk a little - Graham Stansler: Then, in perhaps your lowest moment, you cheat to make sure it's not going to be you. And it turns out to be.. Carl! The godfather of your children! [ sighs heavily ] Margaret Jo McCullen: Maybe we should talk some more about GORP.. Graham Stansler: You know, it's really amazing how.. how easy it is.. how easy it is to turn your back on God! How easy it is to steal a little extra Carl while the others aren't looking! And then a chopper comes and rescues everyone! [ saullen ] But for the rest of your life, everything you eat.. tastes a little like Carl. Gamey, a little stringy. [ sighs ] Teri Rialto: Okay.. well, thank you very much for coming, Graham. Graham Stansler: Oh, sure. And thanks for having me, ladies. Remember: GORP stands for granola, oatmeal.. shoe leather, urine.. and Carl! Kelsey Grammer on the Delicious Dish |
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