Handcuffing Yourself to a Briefcase
Has anyone ever done this? What is usually inside these?
i would think doing this would only encourage someone to mug you with a bolt cutter. What amount of money or personal possesion would make you yourself do this? |
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$12
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I'm not sure anyone does this anymore. I think you've seen "Ocean's 11" too many times.
I agree. Doing this would just draw too much attention to you. |
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Didn't the courier in Trading Places handcuff himself to the briefcase?
He ended up getting [censored] by an orangutan. Case closed. edit: I'm severely embarrased to admit this, but I actually typed out "trading spaces" the first time I wrote this |
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furthermore, I bet it gives you a nasty abrasion. but maybe you could get a nice one with fleece.
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The chip.
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Didn't the courier in Trading Places handcuff himself to the briefcase? He ended up getting [censored] by an orangutan. Case closed. edit: I'm severely embarrased to admit this, but I actually typed out "trading spaces" the first time I wrote this [/ QUOTE ] Whats even sadder, is I read it as Trading Spaces, and did a quick WTF! until I read the rest. |
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I heard a story that when Reagan was shot, the Secret Service agent who carries the nuclear codes got separated from everyone else and was walking around some very bad neighborhoods of DC with the briefcase handcuffed to his left hand and had his gun drawn in his right.
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I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. [/ QUOTE ] -Mitch Hedberg |
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I heard a story that when Reagan was shot, the Secret Service agent who carries the nuclear codes got separated from everyone else and was walking around some very bad neighborhoods of DC with the briefcase handcuffed to his left hand and had his gun drawn in his right. [/ QUOTE ] lol, i bet he was just screaming "GIMME A REASON!" |
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I heard a story that when Reagan was shot, the Secret Service agent who carries the nuclear codes got separated from everyone else and was walking around some very bad neighborhoods of DC with the briefcase handcuffed to his left hand and had his gun drawn in his right. [/ QUOTE ] honestly, this was likely his best day on the job. he was probably just thinking "I can't believe they let me do this. this is so [censored] sweet." |
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I heard a story that when Reagan was shot, the Secret Service agent who carries the nuclear codes got separated from everyone else and was walking around some very bad neighborhoods of DC with the briefcase handcuffed to his left hand and had his gun drawn in his right. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure this an urban legend. 1) The Secret Service aren't the ones that carry the briefcase, it's a plainclothes military position. 2) The area where Reagan was shot is not a bad neighborhood. He was at the Washington Hilton near Dupont Circle. 3) He would not have been left behind. After Reagan was shot only his limousine left the scene. There were agents and police at the scene for hours afterwords. |
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you like ruining everyone's fun don't you. let us dream!
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i would think doing this would only encourage someone to mug you with a bolt cutter. [/ QUOTE ] Does the modern breed of mugger now carry bolt cutters around with them? |
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[ QUOTE ] i would think doing this would only encourage someone to mug you with a bolt cutter. [/ QUOTE ] Does the modern breed of mugger now carry bolt cutters around with them? [/ QUOTE ] Klepton used to carry around bolt cutters all the time... http://www.bikechicago.info/securebike.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. [/ QUOTE ] -Mitch Hedberg [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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http://www.bikechicago.info/securebike.jpg [/ QUOTE ] Who would steal that ugly POS with a flat tire. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i would think doing this would only encourage someone to mug you with a bolt cutter. [/ QUOTE ] Does the modern breed of mugger now carry bolt cutters around with them? [/ QUOTE ] Klepton used to carry around bolt cutters all the time... http://www.bikechicago.info/securebike.jpg [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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[ QUOTE ] I heard a story that when Reagan was shot, the Secret Service agent who carries the nuclear codes got separated from everyone else and was walking around some very bad neighborhoods of DC with the briefcase handcuffed to his left hand and had his gun drawn in his right. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure this an urban legend. 1) The Secret Service aren't the ones that carry the briefcase, it's a plainclothes military position. 2) The area where Reagan was shot is not a bad neighborhood. He was at the Washington Hilton near Dupont Circle. 3) He would not have been left behind. After Reagan was shot only his limousine left the scene. There were agents and police at the scene for hours afterwords. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like your glass is "half-empty" |
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