Trip Report : Coffee Shop girl
 

While many of you advised against it, I did in fact go for coffee with girl X. I also told my girlfriend in advance, but I took the cowards way of saying (in response to her question about what I was doing that night) "just meeting up for coffee with a friend".

So I got there at 7:45 (we were meeting at 8) because I got a ride from my sister, and she had to be somewhere at 8. I sat down and read the paper until she arrived. I was fairly nervous but tried to play it off.

When she got there we got coffee, and there was a few seconds of akward silence and then we just started talking. We sat there for three hours talking about Rand, Lennon, Objectivism (she's big into Ayn Rand, has an Ayn Rand catalogue), Chomsky, American foriegn politics, her ex boyfriend, my girlfriend (a little), sex, relationships, highschool, life, Ayn Rand and how she doesn't want to be anyone's whore.

After three hours she drove me home.

She also gave me a book (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) which I read until I finished as soon as I got home. It made me cry like a baby, and I don't think I've EVER cried from reading a book before.

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This post is best read curled up in a blanket by the fire sipping hot cocoa.

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Is the OP 14 years old?

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PICS NOW!

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because I got a ride from my sister,


After three hours she drove me home.

It made me cry like a baby,

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Now that's stylin.

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prank posts seem to be in abundance these days

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I will update with a pic of her sometime today. She is pretty hot.

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I'm a girl and I think you're a pussy.

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Dear Noam,

This is one of the most pathetic things I have ever read. You actually cried from reading the perks of being a wallflower? Really? It might be a good idea to reflect on where you are in life if something like that is making you cry.

Cheers,
Snowden

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We sat there for three hours talking about Rand, Lennon, Objectivism (she's big into Ayn Rand, has an Ayn Rand catalogue), Chomsky, American foriegn politics

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Wow, man, you are like, soooooooo smart!

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I'm a girl and I think you're a pussy.

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hahah!

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SEAN LUKE!!!!!!!!




Jesus, you need to go do some manly stuff, before your balls fall off champ.

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people who are into ayn rand suck to talk to.

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Yeah, you're right... the idea that individual people actually MATTER in the grand scheme of things is a real conversation killer.

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Touching. At least you had the balls to post this.

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i wrote a parody trip report: reading noamchomsky's coffee shop girl trip report, but then i felt guilty about making a joke at the expense of someone so pathetic.

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Lennon,

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I am the Walrus

V.I. Lenin!

Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov!

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Hey this thread is making me laugh more than the banging chicks from myspace thread.

But hey, if spending time with an interesting girl isn't "manly" then that's ok. You guys enjoy your football games and ass slapping that accompanies them! : )

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Ooh, looks like you were on the Sex freeway, but you decided to take the Just Friends exit. Never establish emotional intimacy before physical intimacy.

Edit: Now that I think about it, you were never on the Sex freeway.

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Hey this thread is making me laugh more than the banging chicks from myspace thread.

But hey, if spending time with an interesting girl isn't "manly" then that's ok. You guys enjoy your football games and ass slapping that accompanies them! : )

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you dont need to be a meathead ass slapper to be a man...you just need not do these things:

because I got a ride from my sister,

After three hours she drove me home.

cry like a baby,

discuss politics over coffee with a girl, just because you are in college and Dawson does it too

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I think many of you are neglecting the fact that he is semi-cheating on his girlfriend to talk to this chick (not really cheating as he hasn't done anything, but his gf would be at least annoyed if she found out) That in itself is worth a few points.

So to the OP, do you want to bang this chick, or stick with your girlfriend, or both?

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So to the OP, do you want to bang this chick, or stick with your girlfriend, or both?

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What man wouldn't say both? Of course, we know the OP is no man.

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I'm a girl and I think you're a pussy.

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one less * for that lol

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So to the OP, do you want to bang this chick, or stick with your girlfriend, or both?

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What man wouldn't say both? Of course, we know the OP is no man.

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Unless you mean "want to bang her in a vacuum" then I think the set of guys who would say "both" is much smaller than you think.

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We sat there for three hours talking about Rand, Lennon, Objectivism (she's big into Ayn Rand, has an Ayn Rand catalogue), Chomsky, American foriegn politics, her ex boyfriend, my girlfriend (a little), sex, relationships, highschool, life, Ayn Rand

She also gave me a book (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) which I read until I finished as soon as I got home. It made me cry like a baby, and I don't think I've EVER cried from reading a book before.

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http://www.delafont.com/comedians/Co.../dh-pierce.jpg

Did you wake up Maris with your sobbing?

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I just popped a woody

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Hopey,

vn!

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This post is best read curled up in a blanket by the fire sipping hot cocoa.

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I was thinking Ice Cream and Calvin and Hobbes

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People who appreciate the political insights of Noam Chomsky and Ayn Rand have a lot in common.

They are either 14 years old, or [censored] stupid. Good for you, I hope your actual girlfriend really, really, really sucks at life too, so that you are involved with a semi-equal.

How come you didn't discuss the essential pathos that is Humpty-Dumpty? I mean, he took a GREAT FALL.

ALL the kings horses, ALL the kings men, but still, they couldn't put him together again. There was no omelettes, no lemonade, just never-ending sadness. What is done is done, there is no going back, and you are a man now.

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I was fairly nervous but tried to play it off

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She also gave me a book (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) which I read until I finished as soon as I got home. It made me cry like a baby, and I don't think I've EVER cried from reading a book before.

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yeah, just friends.....ahahahahaahah *wipes a tear from his eye*, man thats a good one

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I dont know if you are reading this, but if you are, it cant be causing you nearly as much pain as what you wrote caused me.

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I don't lurk around in OOT very often, so, could someone please tell me, how long has this guy been gay?

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OP, you sound like one of the biggest pseudo-intellectual hipster gayblade granola-eating PETA-supporters that walks this earth

i'm guessing you wore a lot of black, maybe a beret or cabby hat, and a pair of these fagtastic Steve Madden bowling shoes

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2264/gayshoes8hw.jpg

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This post is best read curled up in a blanket by the fire sipping hot cocoa.

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ROFLMAO. That's the funniest [censored] I've read all week.

Thanks Jeff!

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people who are into ayn rand suck to talk to.

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haha, not when you're 15.

To the OP: stop cheating on your girlfriend.

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OP, you sound like one of the biggest pseudo-intellectual hipster gayblade granola-eating PETA-supporters that walks this earth

i'm guessing you wore a lot of black, maybe a beret or cabby hat, and a pair of these fagtastic Steve Madden bowling shoes

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2264/gayshoes8hw.jpg

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This had me laughing out loud and my roommates giving me a strange look. VNH, sir.

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OP, you sound like one of the biggest pseudo-intellectual hipster gayblade granola-eating PETA-supporters that walks this earth

i'm guessing you wore a lot of black, maybe a beret or cabby hat, and a pair of these fagtastic Steve Madden bowling shoes

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2264/gayshoes8hw.jpg

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Holy [censored]! I like those shoes!

Am I gay [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Holy [censored]! I like those shoes!

Am I gay [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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no, you're just European ... the two are often confused for one another.

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OP,

Dude, wow, just wow. And for whoever said bonus points because he is semi-quasi-not-at-all cheating on his gf, wow, just wow.

Disgustedly,

Perrier