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pokerdirty 12-14-2005 02:59 PM

What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Ok, imagine you were a scientist, and you could breed any 2 animal on earth, and whatever traits you wanted to be on this new creature, as long as they came from the 2 original animals, it would have. Feel free to put in any photoshopped pictures of what this creature might look like.

So what would you breed?


I'd have to say I'd go with a Jaguar and a Shark. Fast, sleek, breathe above and below water. That would be a kick ass animal.

TheMainEvent 12-14-2005 03:02 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
I think everyone's selection should include the owl

samjjones 12-14-2005 03:03 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A horse and a crocodile. All the speed and range of a horse, but with the crushing jaws and ornery disposition of a croc. This creature would prey on homeless people.

diebitter 12-14-2005 03:06 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
I once did a BS management test thing where they classed you as animals according to your personality type. I came out as half-owl, half-tiger (which I then adopted as my injun name).

So I say owl/tiger.

Dudd 12-14-2005 03:09 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Elephant/whale. What the hell would that turn out to be?

12-14-2005 03:10 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Me and Jessica Simpson...... we're both animals, right?

junkmail3 12-14-2005 03:10 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
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Elephant/whale. What the hell would that turn out to be?

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I was going to suggest an Elephant and a Kangaroo.

GoblinMason (Craig) 12-14-2005 03:11 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A zebra and a leopard cause it would look badass.

Autocratic 12-14-2005 03:13 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
I don't know, but I want mini-cheetahs that can ravage my enemies by swarming them. In this sense, perhaps cheetah-spiders would work best. Or maybe cheetah-falcon. Yeah.

TiK 12-14-2005 03:15 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic.

TheMainEvent 12-14-2005 03:16 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A bald eagle and an electric eel

codewarrior 12-14-2005 03:16 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

dcasper70 12-14-2005 03:18 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
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Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

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because it's been done [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

TheBlueMonster 12-14-2005 03:33 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
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Why has no one mentioned an elephant and a pot-bellied pig yet?

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you gotta get them real drunk

MonkeeMan 12-14-2005 03:57 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
elephant and pigeon, look out below

pokerdirty 12-14-2005 05:15 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
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A bald eagle and an electric eel

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what the hell good would that do?

HopeydaFish 12-14-2005 05:19 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
I think the guy who sits in cubicle next door to me is the result of human-skunk breeding.

DrSavage 12-14-2005 05:35 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
http://www.legis.state.wi.us/lrb/bb/...ymbols/bee.jpg

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http://www.fordogtrainers.com/images...ction-rott.jpg

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http://beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg

TheMainEvent 12-14-2005 05:50 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Would you believe me if I told you there were more beedogs?

man 12-14-2005 05:57 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
lion and eagle. because I want to fly on a grifin.

swede123 12-14-2005 06:08 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
http://www.puppyshop.com/kennels/ima...n_blocker4.jpg

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http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/elephant.jpg

Swede

12-14-2005 06:10 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Why is everyone creating some kind of predatory animal that will rampage everyone? Why not create something that can actually help mankind?
-- Can't think of one though.

diebitter 12-14-2005 06:13 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
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Why is everyone creating some kind of predatory animal that will rampage everyone? Why not create something that can actually help mankind?
-- Can't think of one though.

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That's what a beedog does, surely? Makes you honey and brings your slippers.

UCF THAYER 12-14-2005 06:15 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A Dolphin and a human. This mix would own in that one game we don't talk about.

MonkeeMan 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Cat + Dog = animal that doesn't need to be taken for a walk and will play dead on command.

12-14-2005 06:24 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
A Panda/Dog

http://www.annho.com/images/pictures.../panda_dog.jpg

diebitter 12-14-2005 06:25 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Squirrel+Gorilla=Squirilla!
http://www.happyhunter.com/squir2.jpg

Boris 12-14-2005 06:26 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
nice to see lots of elephants in the responses. I would breed an elephant with a mountain lion ( the most efficient predator of all the big cats).

Filip 12-14-2005 09:40 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Vulture + Rhino

12-14-2005 09:50 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Bald Eagle + Giant Squid

PokerFink 12-14-2005 10:46 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Hot female human + a dog.

Basically, it's a normal female human, except it's loyal.

And it likes licking your balls.

Danenania 12-14-2005 10:52 PM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Koala bear plus mosquito.

12-15-2005 01:40 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Gold fish and butterfly because it would be really pretty

scotty34 12-15-2005 01:46 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
The Jackalope

http://www.alorabrooks.com/Jackalope.jpg

The Cabbit

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/cabbit.jpg

scotty34 12-15-2005 01:51 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Here are some nice creations

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/bird_dog.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/birliz.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/catcow.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/cobraliz.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/crocoduck.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/eagle_dog.jpg

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/frogodile.jpg

And my personal favorite

http://www.blogzone.in/I_me/photos/kangalion.jpg

Ray Zee 12-15-2005 03:54 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
elephant and a rhinocerus

but hell if i know

Big_Jim 12-15-2005 05:37 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Damn you Zee... beat me to it.

New001 12-15-2005 06:13 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
http://www.fws.gov/species/graphics/condor.gif
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http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/...an_tini_72.jpg

BadBoyBenny 12-15-2005 08:57 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
Sorry, that DNA just won't splice

12-15-2005 09:00 AM

Re: What 2 animals would you breed?
 
cat and human (subspecies pirate)
http://www.happyhunter.com/piratekittyrly.jpg


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