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PokerBob 12-12-2005 10:41 PM

Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
....and date me. That bitch.

Blarg 12-12-2005 10:42 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Jimmy Kimmel? What a bore. This man was made for oblivion from the start.

pokerdirty 12-12-2005 10:43 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
i bet [censored] that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

maybe she comes with a mute button, then it might be worthwhile.

Blarg 12-12-2005 10:45 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

tonypaladino 12-12-2005 10:46 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

Alobar 12-12-2005 10:46 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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something about her, she definately turns me on.

as for kimmel, He pretty much is nothing without adam corolla

pokerdirty 12-12-2005 10:49 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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I'm not a fan of her work.

Don't get me wrong, shes a 4 on the 4scale, but it's a disease i'll have to live with for the rest of my life.

scott8 12-12-2005 10:51 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
I agree on the choking.

kipin 12-12-2005 10:53 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
no pics = **********

rusellmj 12-12-2005 10:53 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9...msilver7hw.jpg

Not really visible in this photo, but I really like her rack.

PokerBob 12-12-2005 10:56 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

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me too. with my cock.

4_2_it 12-12-2005 10:56 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9...msilver7hw.jpg

Not really visible in this photo, but I really like her rack.

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4?!?!?!?

MelchyBeau 12-12-2005 10:58 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce...erman-rack.jpg

PokerBob 12-12-2005 10:59 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce...erman-rack.jpg

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thank you sir.

pokerdirty 12-12-2005 11:00 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
she wishes. 1/2 of that is push up dude.

istewart 12-12-2005 11:03 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
PDirty go jack off to the Kwanzaa bitches and stay the [censored] out of the Jewish girl threads.

Brock Landers 12-12-2005 11:03 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Man Hands??????

istewart 12-12-2005 11:04 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Here:

http://www.academics.calpoly.edu/div...urplewoman.jpg

pokerdirty 12-12-2005 11:04 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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PDirty go jack off to the Kwanzaa bitches and stay the [censored] out of the Jewish girl threads.

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lmao. dynasty/astro made that thread disappear. the N word continues to be used. hmm.

Paluka 12-12-2005 11:04 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

istewart 12-12-2005 11:04 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
lol

WLVRYN 12-12-2005 11:06 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
I was lucky enough to be one of ABC's guests at the Super Bowl a couple of years back (in San Diego - Tampa vs Oak), and Kimmel's first show was the night of the Super Bowl. They had a dinner the night before the game and had their "talent" (George Lopez, David Allan Grier, Jim Belushi) do stand up routines. The night was hosted by Kimmel. They also invited Sarah to perform, I guess because she was dating Kimmel. Her brand of humor (lots of racist jokes, swearing, etc) did not go over too well in a room full of ABC's big customers, and most of the room was silent throughout her entire routine. I was pretty embarassed for her since the room was busted up for most of the other performers, including Kimmel. My wife and I had a drink with Kimmel, Corolla and Sarah afterwards and I guess she was a last minute fill in and hadnt really prepared anything for that kind of crowd. She was pissed that she did it in the first place since it didnt go over well and she was cool to a couple of randoms like my wife and I. Anyway, I think she's pretty sexy, and the three of them were a riot to have a drink with.

istewart 12-12-2005 11:06 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

pokerdirty 12-12-2005 11:08 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

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It was a waste of 10 bucks. Nothing that hasn't been done before. Some of it wasn't even new material!

Voltron87 12-12-2005 11:10 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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I think she rules, and she is hot. I just saw her movie, I enjoyed it.

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Good, I've been wanting to see this.

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i searched for it on mininova and torrentspy... nothing

masse75 12-12-2005 11:10 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce...erman-rack.jpg

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I think Joan Rivers looked like this 40 years ago. Look out.

PokerBob 12-12-2005 11:10 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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I was lucky enough to be one of ABC's guests at the Super Bowl a couple of years back (in San Diego - Tampa vs Oak), and Kimmel's first show was the night of the Super Bowl. They had a dinner the night before the game and had their "talent" (George Lopez, David Allan Grier, Jim Belushi) do stand up routines. The night was hosted by Kimmel. They also invited Sarah to perform, I guess because she was dating Kimmel. Her brand of humor (lots of racist jokes, swearing, etc) did not go over too well in a room full of ABC's big customers, and most of the room was silent throughout her entire routine. I was pretty embarassed for her since the room was busted up for most of the other performers, including Kimmel. My wife and I had a drink with Kimmel, Corolla and Sarah afterwards and I guess she was a last minute fill in and hadnt really prepared anything for that kind of crowd. She was pissed that she did it in the first place since it didnt go over well and she was cool to a couple of randoms like my wife and I. Anyway, I think she's pretty sexy, and the three of them were a riot to have a drink with.

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Cool. So, do you think she likes me?

Blarg 12-12-2005 11:12 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
Her movie got some terrible reviews, and I like her, but I won't bother seeing it.

RacersEdge 12-12-2005 11:13 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
I'd give her a pair of 6's on looks and humor.

Blarg 12-12-2005 11:17 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
It's nice to see a woman with human-looking eyebrows again too.

They're getting so rare that I might have to turn them into a fetish -- non-dragon-lady eyebrows.

Sponger15SB 12-12-2005 11:23 PM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

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http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9...msilver7hw.jpg

^Tony?

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...893401m3km.jpg





meh i got nothin

12-13-2005 01:52 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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Dunno why you hate her so much, but I like her and think she's damn cute.

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I've had a thing for her ever since Greg the Bunny.

SNOWBALL138 12-13-2005 01:57 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
She's great. Her body is great. I've met her. She's nice. I liked her. I still like her. The movie was good.

PokerBob 12-13-2005 02:21 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
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I've met her.

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So, do you think she likes me?

pokerdirty 12-13-2005 03:02 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

PoBoy321 12-13-2005 03:06 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
I think she's a very attractive celebrity in that if I met her on the street, I'd definitely give her a second look, but on screen, in pictures or whatever, she doesn't like 1/4 as good as women who probably don't even come close in real life.

Also, she had one of the very few really fun bits in The Aristocrats.

tonypaladino 12-13-2005 03:09 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Whenever I see Sarah Silverman on TV I wish I could lunge through the screen and choke her to death.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9...msilver7hw.jpg

^Tony?

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...893401m3km.jpg





meh i got nothin

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I bet I'd get more of the Myspace action if I just used Jimmy Kimmel's photos

Jack of Arcades 12-13-2005 03:38 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
i share her birthday. clearly we were meant to be.

12-13-2005 04:05 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
kimmel annoys me

Blarg 12-13-2005 04:37 AM

Re: Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel....
 
He usually doesn't have time to annoy me because he bores me so quickly that the channel is changed almost the moment it hits him.


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