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GrannyMae

12-12-2005 06:36 PM

> >Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
> >>before
> >an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately,
> >there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of
> >them
> >gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
> >should go to Heaven.
> >
> >Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most
> >perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be
> >able to see them every day, for eternity."
> >
> >The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
> >
> >The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
> >gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
> >
> >The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
> >
> >Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of
> >God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a
>commode
> >and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
> >
> >"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats
> >a
> >pair - no matter how big they are.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/pape.gif

bandfan

12-12-2005 06:41 PM

Re: Ha

beavens

12-12-2005 06:42 PM

Re: Ha

ha.. so bad, yet so good.

12-12-2005 06:42 PM

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JohnnyHumongous

12-12-2005 06:48 PM

Re: Ha

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ha.. so bad, yet so good.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think it wrapped around back to bad again.

RollaJ

12-12-2005 07:05 PM

Re: Ha

I heard she douched with the perrier, but it still works [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

GrannyMae

12-12-2005 07:38 PM

Re: Ha

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since when is there a pope emoticon

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several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

TimsterToo

12-12-2005 07:53 PM

Re: Ha

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[ QUOTE ]
since when is there a pope emoticon

[/ QUOTE ]

several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

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Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope.

GrannyMae

12-12-2005 07:56 PM

Re: Ha

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
since when is there a pope emoticon

[/ QUOTE ]

several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm a hebe, what the fuk would i know? i see a big hat, and POOF, it's the pope.

sinterklaas sure sounds gay tho.

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...t/sterb122.gif

TimsterToo

12-12-2005 08:00 PM

Re: Ha

Well in my country even Hebe's are entitled to education [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Sinterklaas

GrannyMae

12-12-2005 08:09 PM

Re: Ha

[ QUOTE ]
Well in my country even Hebe's are entitled to education [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Sinterklaas

[/ QUOTE ]

i KNEW he was gay

http://www.playpcpoker.com/hr-sinterklaas.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
Over time, St. Nicholas became the patron saint of sailors and merchants, and especially of children.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Somewhat later, the pupils of convent schools would be rewarded or punished by a monk dressed up as the Good Bishop, with his long white beard, his red mantle and mitre (bishop's hat) and his golden crosier (bishop's staff) - just as he is still presented today.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
while his helper Black Peter stocks up on presents for next December 5th. In the first weeks of November, Sinterklaas gets on his white horse, Peter ("Piet") swings a huge sack full of gifts over his shoulder, and the three of them board a steamship headed for the Netherlands

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
The old bishop and his helpmate are suddenly everywhere at once. At night they ride across Holland's' rooftops and Sinterklaas listens through the chimneys to check on the children's behaviour.

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http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...rty/fest20.gif http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...rty/fest22.gif

TimsterToo

12-12-2005 08:24 PM

Re: Ha

I think this part was more then sufficient to be able to conclude he's probably gay:

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and became a priest.

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[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Happy Hanuka Granny!

GrannyMae

12-12-2005 10:55 PM

Re: Ha

RollaJ

12-13-2005 10:22 AM

Re: Ha

[ QUOTE ]
Well in my country even Hebe's are entitled to education [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Sinterklaas

[/ QUOTE ]

Now that is class! Even when using a racial slur, you show enough respect to capitalize it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

12-14-2005 01:37 PM

Re: Ha

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> >
> >Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most
> >perfect breasts God ever created,

[/ QUOTE ]

The moral of the story: you don't get into heaven when you lie about where your boobs came from.

12-14-2005 02:18 PM

Re: Ha

[ QUOTE ]
The moral of the story: you don't get into heaven when you lie about where your boobs came from.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.

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