Some moron and his AA
 

Ok my little piggies, here is your slop. I know it has been a little while, but I don't lose too many hands, so it takes me a while between bad beats.

So there I am, sitting at a $0.50/$1.00 table on AP and let me just say, the competition was fierce like a lion at this table. So, I am dealt K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], and i obviously raise. Some moron, let's just call him....ummm...either a)moron, or b)MVP of the special olympics....ummmm....yeah "moron" is shorter, so lets stick with that. Anyways, Moron three bets me, and I cap his ass...not literally, (that's for my PO, he reads my posts sometimes) anyways, he calls me.

Flop is K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] so I thinks to myself...."GOOOAAAALLLL" (in a mexican accent like they say it on Telemundo) I check raise him, and he re-raises me so I cap him again (figuratively)

Turn: A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] the betting goes the exact same as it does on the flop, this moron won't ive up.

River: blanks, just like my checkbook balance after this damn hand.

The river is 4 bet, until I just call because this hand has gone on long enough, and because I want to leave this poor sap some money to buy his kid some diapers, and because I dont want to spend anymore money, a 1987 Porshe 951, doesn't pay for itself.

Anyways, after the betting goes away, the moron tables A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] thus rendering our friend short on his Porshe payment, and the moron able to buy diapers for the next 2 months....

The bottom line, I got called on a flop where I had a set of kings....A SET, when I capped the flop, he still called, I don't know how he figured that after those first two rounds of betting he might have the best hand, but one thing is for damn sure, he didn't until the turn. I dont understand why people can't ever fold AA. Although these are also the same people who would still have unprotected relations with Pamela Anderson, even after she got the Hep.

I mean at that point on the flop if i had 22, i was still ahead of him, the fact that I capped preflop should have shown him that i had something a little better, and this donkeyfish still calls...

in other news, this maybe my last post, taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

big kisses,
-georgiec-

Re: Some moron and his AA
 

Wow.. this is the sort of hand this forum was made for. I don't know what I would've done to have this sort of a hand happen and couldn't post about how idiotic my opponent was.

Just keep faith that his AWFUL play with an obvious second, or maybe 3rd or 4th best hand in this situation will pay off in the long run friend.

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well i guess you could always say that this guys cards are very fitting, after all he is "An Ass"

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TL;DR

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Nice post dude. If nothing else (and I mean NOTHING) at least your your telling of this hand entertained one poor sap who you don't know and will never ever hear of again for about 26 seconds.

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I dont get it. Is this a joke?

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omgf!!!!!11123 JESUS AA BEATED KK!!

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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Nobody is folding AA on that flop at this level. Nobody. Hell I think it would be a mistake to fold AA on that board, no matter what your opposition. You have to be trolling...

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Eh, I play aces the same way sometimes. You think it should be painfully obvious that his hand was beat? Well it shouldn't, don't be retarded. You're hand ranges are what, AK, KK, AA? Villain might be a moron, but it's a dead heat after this post.

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This is a bad beat after the flop but I don't think this guy did anything "idiotic". Any 2+2er also caps AKs preflop unless they have a strong (very strong) read on a player. I find it extremely hard to believe you'd have played this hand any differently than the guy you're complaining about.

Good luck,
Matt

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hahahaha

I suck at limit but moron played this hand fine. Why can't you checkraise the flop with AK? I feel you may be running an intricate plan where you reveal at the end that this is a joke and everyone who criticized you is dumb. Actually, hold on. I just saw the signature.

-big kisses-
<3 edge <3

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Was it really smart to check raise that turn? I know his flop play was bad, but your turn check-raise was worse. He 3-bet you pre-flop...unless I had some type of read on him that told me he was TERRIBLE, I would have probably given him credit for the AA and just called down. Am I the only one?

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taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

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Finally, an intelligent piece of posting from you. I agree.

-ZEN

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taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

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Finally, an intelligent piece of posting from you. I agree.


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I second that idea.

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when I capped the flop, he still called, I don't know how he figured that after those first two rounds of betting he might have the best hand, but one thing is for damn sure, he didn't until the turn.

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Actually, I think that he also had the best hand Preflop.

Greg

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BESIDES you were a 2-1 dog on the flop

He has 2 outs (A and A)
But you only had 1 (the case King)

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I still think "big kisses, georgiec" is hilarious. AAAA+++++++++ would read again!

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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend, nope I normally don't have time to read this pointless rabble, I am a stoner and I laugh at you for using that label like it's a bad thing, and I live in a pimpass house and go to a university thanks to poker. Seriously, my live > your life.

OK I read your post now, and I now realized why I didn't read it. I never trust a guy with a 26 post count, cuz they always post meaningless [censored] like this.

Yes, I know 27o can be AA. Everybody else here does too. Most of us play hundreds of hands of poker a day, we've seen it all. But that's not what happened here. Your KK got beat by AA. Cry me a [censored] river. No micro-limit player in their right mind's gonna fold that flop with AA ...

You're better off just telling everybody that this post was a joke; otherwise you're gonna continue looking like the fool that you are ya [censored]' penny-ante loser.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kyle

PS - You suck at poker and at life.

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This is by far the dumbest thread I have read so far in this forum.

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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend, nope I normally don't have time to read this pointless rabble, I am a stoner and I laugh at you for using that label like it's a bad thing, and I live in a pimpass house and go to a university thanks to poker. Seriously, my live > your life.

OK I read your post now, and I now realized why I didn't read it. I never trust a guy with a 26 post count, cuz they always post meaningless [censored] like this.

Yes, I know 27o can be AA. Everybody else here does too. Most of us play hundreds of hands of poker a day, we've seen it all. But that's not what happened here. Your KK got beat by AA. Cry me a [censored] river. No micro-limit player in their right mind's gonna fold that flop with AA ...

You're better off just telling everybody that this post was a joke; otherwise you're gonna continue looking like the fool that you are ya [censored]' penny-ante loser.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kyle

PS - You suck at poker and at life.

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which one is your girlfriend?

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Yeah this thread does suck. I recommend it be locked or deleted. The blonde one's my gf.

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Yeah this thread does suck. I recommend it be locked or deleted. The blonde one's my gf.

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"the blonde one's my gf." that explains it, nothing more needs to be said. and btw, there is no way in hell that you are smarter than me, i would own you in a game of trivial pursuit.

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This is by far the dumbest thread I have read so far in this forum.

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this is the dumbest PERSON i have come across in this forum

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$0.50/$1.00 table on AP

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Nobody is folding AA on that flop at this level. Nobody. Hell I think it would be a mistake to fold AA on that board, no matter what your opposition. You have to be trolling...

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uhhh if your opposition was KK or 22 for that matter on this flop, you would have to be stevie wonder's less intelligent little brother not to

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Was it really smart to check raise that turn?

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i agree. bet/3bet is better.

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taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

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Finally, an intelligent piece of posting from you. I agree.

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you mean to tell me that natural selection hasn't whiped this moron off the planet yet?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!

i see they gave you an extra long break from working the floor at circuit city, it must have taken you like 4.5 hours to type your post. my oh my there certainly are a lot of letters in the words you used, good for you.

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thus rendering our friend short on his Porshe payment,

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Briliant

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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Odds of you NOT having trips or two pair is better than your having a single pair. In other words, guy with AA could have easily taken you for AK or KQ. Would you say he's a morong for betting what he thought was a higher pair (AA) against a likely lower pair (KK with A or Q kicker)?

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend,

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First off, I hate to bump this OP's useless drivel, but I just had to know which one it was. Both of them are hot.

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend,

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First off, I hate to bump this OP's useless drivel, but I just had to know which one it was. Both of them are hot.

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The brunette is hot. The blonde one looks like she's with some guy who brags about how hot she is on a poker forum in between secretly thinking she looks a little bit like a man (but just a little bit, honest).

Also, this thread sucks, but it's not the OP's fault

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omg your play this hand was just gay and NO, you retard, your opponent should NOT have folded AA. what is wrong with you?

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omg your play this hand was just gay and NO, you retard, your opponent should NOT have folded AA. what is wrong with you?

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would you like me to start with my physical attributes?
my nose is too big, my head comes to a point, i cant find a pair of jeans that fits.... i could keep going, but then some idiot who claims to have a hot girlfriend and plays poker for college money, might type something like "TL;DR"

as far as your other point, omg, you are so right!!!! of course he shouldnt have folded his AA, ever, in fact, i think he should have capped if KK fell on the flop. and you know something, even if i had flopped quads, they STILL should have given him the pot because AA ALWAYS WINS!!!! by your logic, AA should never, ever, ever, ever be folded. whats wrong with YOU?

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend,

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First off, I hate to bump this OP's useless drivel, but I just had to know which one it was. Both of them are hot.

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The brunette is hot. The blonde one looks like she's with some guy who brags about how hot she is on a poker forum in between secretly thinking she looks a little bit like a man (but just a little bit, honest).

Also, this thread sucks, but it's not the OP's fault

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BRILLIANT!!!!!!! thats it, nothing else, i have nothing against you.

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend,

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First off, I hate to bump this OP's useless drivel, but I just had to know which one it was. Both of them are hot.

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The brunette is hot. The blonde one looks like she's with some guy who brags about how hot she is on a poker forum in between secretly thinking she looks a little bit like a man (but just a little bit, honest).

Also, this thread sucks, but it's not the OP's fault

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BRILLIANT!!!!!!! thats it, nothing else, i have nothing against you.

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It was funny, though. I'll give you credit for that.

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btw, does anyone else here think that it is just poor taste to post one's girlfriend on a poker forum? do you just have absolutely no self respect, or respect for her? the only reason i am not even going to comment on her, is because its not fair to say anything about a girl whose boyfriend posts her pic in a poker forum... you should probably be just a little bit embarassed...(focus on the "ASS" in "embarassed")

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Great Post (srcasm abusal!)

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I just wanted to mention that you are a moron and a tool. And the reason this thread sucks is because of your idiocy.

It is obvious you lack self esteem and are very insecure about your status as a stoner, a college dropout, and someone who cannot get a girlfriend. Also someone who cannot win money at poker. But we are not your support group, we are not here to hug you and tell you everything is going to be alright.

Instead, from everyone in this forum, I will give you a nice warm message-

"Go to hell".