So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

This has been ongoing for about a week and a few days. I would like to state although its an area code matter I do have a girlfriend who I have been with for a few years and sadly have cheated on, but someday feel I will marry o.O. Shes in the Coast Guard and hardly get to see her at all -_-.

anyways this chick is a total dog in fact most if not all the ladies are just plain out BLARG! although there are a few I would bang just cause [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

So, she starts off by haveing her other lady friend co-workers to tell me she likes me. she plays the shy one. then when I finally talk to her about it she seems like a cool girl to hang out with so I tried to start a friendship...big mistake. I take her home a few nights I mean she lives a few streets over and I even offer to take her out sometime. Well she then believes I'm her boyfriend after only like 4 nights [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

I wasnt feeling good about this so I broke it off kinda only just speak to her at work but she has my cell number and TXTs me a lot always asking when we are going out and if she can get a ride home. Sheesh this chick is freaking me out but honestly the only reason why I still even talk to her is because of two reasons (1) i hate to be mean and just totally ignore people but damnit I will make an exception in this case soon and (2) I know you guys will think im being childish but im twenty and im in my experimental stage still and she is a different race and damnit I wanna try [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

So OOT-iers please do comment and pick something on the poll and I will update in the next few days.

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chillax

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chillax

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Haha, thats a word my DAYGO buddies and I said a lot and not many people ever got it.

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I know you guys will think im being childish but im twenty and im in my experimental stage still and she is a different race and damnit I wanna try [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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yeah, you pretty much nailed this one.

people of a different race aren't science projects to be "experimented" upon.

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

God, what a horrible thread.

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Where's the poll option for "Punch myself in the face as hard as I can 30 times, videotape it, and post it on OOT."?

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I dont understand? Im getting horrible feedback post wise but the poll is all leaning towards SIIHP

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I dont understand? Im getting horrible feedback post wise but the poll is all leaning towards SIIHP

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It always will, therefore the poll is unnecessary, hence at least part of the 'you suck' nature of responses.

You need to do the following:

minimum: hot chick pic (though she's gonna have to be very, very hot to save you
maxiumum: there is no maximum, but lets say pictures and field report.

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

Here are some pics then:

http://members.cox.net/justforpics/1.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/2.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/3.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/4.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/5.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/6.jpg
http://members.cox.net/justforpics/7.jpg

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

No - that's not her. That's some chick you found on myspace or some other similar beatoffbutpretendwe'redatingsite.

A chick that looks like the above would not be into you. Furthermore, if your office chick looked like the above chick, you'd be doing nothing but bragging about your exploits, not posting in OOT about how you think she's annoying and can't get her to leave you alone.

Also, if you're gulping so hard about getting engaged...uh, don't ask your gf to marry you, dumbfuck. You're clearly not ready for that kind of commitment (because regardless of the fact that office chick is not the one in those pictures, you're still entertaining the notion...and by that, I mean, you're desperately trying to get into office's pants).

Finally, kill yourself, and after you do...vow to never post here again.

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

V.Nice.

And to all wondering about why the poll was a bad idea. Polls are not good for things that need opinion/anecdotal responses. The OP is such a thing.

Polls are good for 'best western' (even if the results are WTF!) and suchlike, where a group concensus is the goal.


EDIT: I thought this was a reasonable response to my 'post hot chix' directive, and never in a million years thought it was the hound in question.

Chillax everyone (nice word Tony boy!)

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

Why are we even having a discussion, hit it like a blocking sled.

Cody

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Wow, you guys are pretty harsh. Thats not the office chick. Like I stated above she is a dog and I dont have any pics of her.

The above chick I adore. She is no jerk off myspace material per say. Yeah she has a myspace I mean we both have for awhiles now.

Hmm, better note not to start anymore topics like this because this stuff gets rediculous with you guys. I think so far diebitter has been only guy thats been pretty cool.

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Wow, you guys are pretty harsh. Thats not the office chick. Like I stated above she is a dog and I dont have any pics of her.

The above chick I adore. She is no jerk off myspace material per say. Yeah she has a myspace I mean we both have for awhiles now.

Hmm, better note not to start anymore topics like this because this stuff gets rediculous with you guys. I think so far diebitter has been only guy thats been pretty cool.

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I hope you die soon.

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Wow, you guys are pretty harsh. Thats not the office chick. Like I stated above she is a dog and I dont have any pics of her.

The above chick I adore. She is no jerk off myspace material per say. Yeah she has a myspace I mean we both have for awhiles now.

Hmm, better note not to start anymore topics like this because this stuff gets rediculous with you guys. I think so far diebitter has been only guy thats been pretty cool.

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I hope you die soon.

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Though there was nothing abnormally funny about this post, it really cracked me up.

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Everyone is harsh because you have been here for 3 weeks and make some sort of barely readable poll with stupid choices laden with smilies and SIIHPs.

How the [censored] did you get two *'s in 3 weeks anyway? You probably would have gotten a 3rd and a banning by now if Astroglide was online.

TONY

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so you've cheated on your girlfriend, felt bad about it, and now came to OOT to brag that this chick at work likes you and want their approval to cheat on your girlfriend again, if only for the reason that this dog is of a race you havn't banged yet. Please stop posting and furthermore, please never reproduce asshat.

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Everyone is harsh because you have been here for 3 weeks and make some sort of barely readable poll with stupid choices laden with smilies and SIIHPs.

How the [censored] did you get two *'s in 3 weeks anyway? You probably would have gotten a 3rd and a banning by now if Astroglide was online.

TONY

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1st asterik came from my first night. When first opened my account I started using an avatar who unfortunately was someone elses and I didnt know but it was a Mario one where everytime he humps peach he gets a 1UP.

2nd star came just last week when I posted help in the OOT which should have been directed to the computer tech help area. astro gave me my second asterik then he posted that thread about the "*'s rules"

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Why are we even having a discussion, hit it like a blocking sled.

Cody

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With your shoulder?

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I do have a girlfriend who I have been with for a few years and sadly have cheated on, but someday feel I will marry

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Lucky gal.

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Uhhh yeah, how the hell else do you knock her out?

Cody

NOOOOOOO, not again
 

Why do I get the red "X" things in lieu of pics on this computer ?

Not always but alot.

Please help; as a member of the "over 40" faction of OTT I have some tech issues.

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You will make a fine husband. Your Coast Guard girlfriend is a lucky gal.

Re: So this lady co-worker has been trying to get me to SIIHP
 

the red Xs was because I removed the pics from my webspace because I was getting [censored] last night. honestly who cares I put them back up for a bit tho while I go in the office for a few hours so you can see. When I get home Im killing the webspace so check it out while you can I guess.