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Baseballer02 12-10-2005 04:45 AM

Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
I see an old high school friend at the store today that I haven't talked to since college orientation. We exchange numbers and go about our business. I end up talking to her later and I begin to think I have a good shot at [censored] this girl. A conversation strikes up about her having an allergic reaction, and I find out that she is allergic to latex. So there I am, planning to [censored] some broad, and then she hits me with this news. I don't want to ask her if she's on birth control because it makes my intentions entirely clear. What's my move?

12-10-2005 04:48 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
Use a non-latex condom? :P

Baseballer02 12-10-2005 04:51 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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Use a non-latex condom? :P

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Oh [censored], they make those? I've never really paid attention to what's available, it's usually just grab some Trojans and go.

tonypaladino 12-10-2005 04:52 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
this is a tough question

[censored] 12-10-2005 04:52 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
if she's having sex, she obviously has it covered. don't be a nit wit.

CheckRaise 12-10-2005 04:53 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
Sheepskin or whatever the hell they are made out of. Supposedly don't work as well as the latex.

Baseballer02 12-10-2005 04:55 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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if she's having sex, she obviously has it covered. don't be a nit wit.

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The first and only emergency trip I've had to take to the health department, I wanting to be the last.

tonypaladino 12-10-2005 04:55 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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Sheepskin or whatever the hell they are made out of. Supposedly don't work as well as the latex.

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wtf is this 1970? They make non-latex condoms out of various synthetic materials that are just as effective as latex.

deadmoney98 12-10-2005 05:00 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
the mystery material you are looking for is polyurethane (plastic). Thinner than latex and warms up to body temp to allegedly provide a superior experience

The Ocho 12-10-2005 05:00 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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Sheepskin or whatever the hell they are made out of. Supposedly don't work as well as the latex.

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lambskins. they actually work really well- the reason being the second you pull out a box of lambies the girl goes running for the hills.

CheckRaise 12-10-2005 05:01 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
But sheepskin feels so good.

[censored] 12-10-2005 05:01 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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if she's having sex, she obviously has it covered. don't be a nit wit.

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The first and only emergency trip I've had to take to the health department, I wanting to be the last.

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Dude what i'm saying is if your going to be able to bang this girl in short order than chances are she's already got this covered as its not the first time she's dealt with it.

MyTurn2Raise 12-10-2005 05:04 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
nah...he's her first

SammyKid11 12-10-2005 07:56 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
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nah...he's her first

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He's EVERY girl's first.

diebitter 12-10-2005 08:15 AM

Re: Girl allergic to latex. [censored] me? Well, I guess not.
 
Use sheepgut. Leave the sheep around it for an interesting experience.


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