How many surgeries have you had?
 

I'm pretty sure I can win this...

18

On ears, fingers, legs.

I think I get bonus points for only being 18 years old

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

I've only had 1, and I was an infant at the time.

However, I don't think 18 will be enough to win this category.

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Do ear and finger surgeries really count?

Someone needs to define surgery, I think.

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Do ear and finger surgeries really count?

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nh sir.

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

Trip report. Immediately.

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This looks like one of the ones nobody would want to win.

Only one for me. But at least they told my folks I only had a month to live.

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Born with 7 fingers.

3 on left hand (shown above...obv lol)

4 on right.

Something called "amniotic banding (sp)". While inside my mother I guess they got caught in the lining, and then just sorta came off. I'm assuming they came out of that [censored] sometime during the afterbirth. This is before the tsunami landed on her and killed her.

Still need to make the trip to asian to dance on her carcus.

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

If stitches on my toe count, 1. If not, 0.

"Someone needs to define surgery, I think. ".

Never had a cavity or broken a bone,
Brian

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nh sir.

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That is so bad, I laughed so hard.

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nh sir.

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That is so bad, I laughed so hard.

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omg i didn't even get it at first

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nh sir.

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omg i didn't even get it at first

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Born with 7 fingers.

3 on left hand (shown above...obv lol)

4 on right.

Something called "amniotic banding (sp)". While inside my mother I guess they got caught in the lining, and then just sorta came off. I'm assuming they came out of that [censored] sometime during the afterbirth. This is before the tsunami landed on her and killed her.

Still need to make the trip to asian to dance on her carcus.

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sooo... you harbor intense hatred towards your mother?

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Born with 7 fingers.

3 on left hand (shown above...obv lol)

4 on right.

Something called "amniotic banding (sp)". While inside my mother I guess they got caught in the lining, and then just sorta came off. I'm assuming they came out of that [censored] sometime during the afterbirth. This is before the tsunami landed on her and killed her.

Still need to make the trip to asian to dance on her carcus.

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sooo... you harbor intense hatred towards your mother?

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sooo... you like to make understatements? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Meh, I've only had a huge deformed looking mole removed from my shoulder. I will be getting a hernia operation or two soon though.

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No pics I give this post a thumbs down....to bad you can't buddy.

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one- wisdom tooth extraction.

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Ear tubes, twice. It's a five minute procedure, but they put you out cold so I guess it counts.

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Closest thing I've ever had to surgery was having a large mole removed from the left side of my neck when I was about 8 or 9. I've been lucky.

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Does having your wisdom teeth removed count? If so, 1.

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Apendix, and I will have to go for my knee onc of these days

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A_Junglen,

It's as if you were destined to be the all time greatest at adminstering the shocker.

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No no Hes missing one in the front Remember the V/A Ratios

Index, Middle, Pinky = Shocker (2 : 1)
Index, Ring, Pinky = Stinger (1 : 2)

Stinger may be a -EV move to try before you know the girl

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The first time this phrase has ever been funny.

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

Wisdom teeth removed. Other than that, I removed a bone chip from my own foot with a razor blade and pair of tweezers if that counts.

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About 3000 or so.

Oops, read the question wrong. Personally, none.

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do you mean surgeries, or surgical procedures? And does a double hernia count as 2 or 1?

I've had probably 8 surgeries, but 12 procedures. 9 of these in the bad areas. Oh wait, plus wisdom teeth.

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Just my wisdom teeth.

Swede

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two. first was my wisdom teeth.

the night before the wisdom teeth thing, I'm making a kickass dinner because I can't eat the next day before the surgery and pudding is on the menu for the next few days (all four wisdom teeth were impacted).

long story short I accidentally cut my index finger, right down to the bone. my kitchen looked like a set from Law and Order. a really strange thing: after I cut it, I felt like I had to poop really badly and sat bleeding on my toilet for 15 mins not pooping before I realized I was in shock and should probably get to the hospital quick.

so a week after the wisdom tooth extraction, I have six hours of surgery to reconnect the nerves in my finger.

never ate that dinner

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

Ear tubes and I did get some stitches from a dog bite to the face.

And if tooth extraction counts, I had a tooth removed because it was crowding the rest. So 1-3?

Re: How many surgeries have you had?
 

wisdom tooth, wisdom tooth, tonsilectomy, carpel tunnel

forgot about frontal lobotamy

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a couple ear tubes placed and several vertebrae fused together to correct congenital scoliosis around the age of 6 months.

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Hmm, lets see, shoulder, hip twice (once to repair, once to remove the screws), wisdom teeth, so that makes 4.

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Does self-freezing genital warts count?