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I tossed this idea out to some Platinum Members last night and it might be a good idea for CC III. First round fights will be among posters who have business they need to take care of. If you are a badass and have to fight another badass in the first round then tough luck. This contest isn't about second place. We can reseed the brackets after the first round. So let me know what you think or who you want to fight in first round. Some matches are obvious. Like I need to discuss a few things with Paluka and make him better understand my point of view. So Boris v. Paluka is in the first round. Other obvious first round matches are Sucker v. BK, mslif v. Mrs. Utah and GoG v. Capt. zeebo. I think badbeetz also has some issues with Hakee.
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How long do fighters get to train, and what kind of rules? Standard cage rules? No biting, eye-gouging or fishhooks, but everything else goes?
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I get dibs on Tyler Durden. Given the results of our arm wrestling match last week, I'm pretty sure i can pull some sweet WWF style moves...
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Standard UFC rules.
As a high stakes poker player you should always be prepared to kick ass. |
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Looks like you've got Jihad in the first round.
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I have no business against Mrs. Utah, you can cancel that fight.
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Boris,
What about jason_t vs jakethebake? |
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someone start some business with me, this thread will be fine
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Looks like you've got Jihad in the first round. [/ QUOTE ] Huh? Do I have business with samjones? Either I'm missing a joke about the man-hug picture, or I forgot some sort of thread-feud. |
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I think JTB might be dead. But yea, if he's alive that sounds like as good a match as any.
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No joke bro. I didn't like Sammy messing up my thread with man hug pics. You sound like a badass so you can do my dirty work and kick sam's butt.
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No joke bro. I didn't like Sammy messing up my thread with man hug pics. You sound like a badass so you can do my dirty work and kick sam's butt. [/ QUOTE ] Oh ok. Its on then. I just wish I knew WTF was going on here. |
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Standard UFC rules. [/ QUOTE ] The UFC has really gone sissy in the few years since I last watched: [ QUOTE ] Fouls 1. Butting with the head. 2. Eye gouging of any kind. 3. Biting. 4. Hair pulling. 5. Fish hooking. 6. Groin attacks of any kind. 7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent. 8. Small joint manipulation. 9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head. 10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow. 11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea. 12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh. 13. Grabbing the clavicle. 14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent. 15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent. 16. Stomping a grounded opponent. 17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel. 18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck. 19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area. 20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent. 21. Spitting at an opponent. 22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent. 23. Holding the ropes or the fence. 24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area. 25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break. 26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee. 27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat. 28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee. 29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury. 30. Interference by the corner. 31. Throwing in the towel during competition. [/ QUOTE ] Wtf is left? |
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I think badbeetz also has some issues with Hakee. [/ QUOTE ] We had an unsanctioned UFC maybe 2 years ago. It ended in a stalemate, although I did have a rugburn on my forehead for a week or so that I had to explain to some co-workers. |
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[censored] these crazy pussy rules. 2 men enter, one man leaves.
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[censored] these crazy pussy rules. 2 men enter, one man leaves. [/ QUOTE ] are you talking to me bitch? |
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el d,
does jake get to use his machine gun? worried, ~td |
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The pic was a Fight Club joke, obviously over Boris' head. His attempts to provoke some sort of feud between Jihad and myself will go unrewarded.
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I want to fight Sponger. Nobody else.
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The pic was a Fight Club joke, obviously over Boris' head. His attempts to provoke some sort of feud between Jihad and myself will go unrewarded. [/ QUOTE ] Too late. Its on. |
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UFC should have two rules. No kicks to the groin. Home for dinner.
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UFC should have two rules. No kicks to the groin. Home for dinner. [/ QUOTE ] That's pussy. It should have 1 rule 1. THERE ARE NO RULES! |
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I've got a beef with all of OOT and will take on all comers*.
*<font color="white"> that are out of shape and weigh less than 165lbs. </font> |
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u need weight classes. esp for untrained fighters, as weight is a massive advantage.
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I want to fight Sponger. Nobody else. [/ QUOTE ] Adebisi, it's OVER! |
Post availability here.
As the new spear-head for Crimson Challenge I believe this thread has merit, but little chance of succeeding. Let’s begin with a thread of who is actually willing to participate in a UFC style bracket.
Reply to this thread and ad yourself if you would seriously be willing to step into the ring. You have no choice over who you fight, other than you will not have to fight anyone 20lbs difference from your weight. Assume that the fight will be in 1-2 months. Do not reply jokingly to this thread less this event actually happen and you get called out to be a giant pussy. For example, I myself, while I’d like to think of myself as not a giant pussy, am in now way considering fighting in such a match. So, begin…. |
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Bad Beetz,
I'm down. San Diego. One rule, I have to be able to wear a turban during my fight. The fight will stop whenever the turban falls off. -Jihad |
OKOKOKOOOKOKOK, you can choose who you fight
you may pick who to fight, but do not say, "I will fight so an so," without meaning it. If you get called out and back down we will make sure you look like the chump you are.
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Any of this going down near chicago? I might be winning to fight someone in the 175-190 range.
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I actually might be willing to get into this, depending on when and where. I'm only 5'8", 160 lbs. and don't really have beef with anyone, but it could be fun.
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Well I'm considering it because it might be fun but I have a few reservations. I'm kinda small, out of shape, have no stamina or fighting experience whatsoever, and no health insurance.
Other than that I'm good to go. |
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Well I'm considering it because it might be fun but I have a few reservations. I'm kinda small, out of shape, have no stamina or fighting experience whatsoever, and no health insurance. Other than that I'm good to go. [/ QUOTE ] You talking to me? I think I found some beef. |
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I will fight you in place of Sponger if I get to take his mom on a date.
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hahaha, don't underestimate me. I have the first three UFC champhionships on tape!
Actually I'm about the same size as you and I think you live in Northern California so this might work. We just need to throw a few insults back and forth and we'll have a full fledged grudge match. P.S. Your Mom |
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I actually might be willing to get into this, depending on when and where. I'm only 5'8", 160 lbs. and don't really have beef with anyone, but it could be fun. [/ QUOTE ] Ok, I challenge you. Um...you're gay...and your mom's a hooker. He said the weight-difference limit was 80 lbs, right? Then yeah, 235 squeaks in. |
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[ QUOTE ] I actually might be willing to get into this, depending on when and where. I'm only 5'8", 160 lbs. and don't really have beef with anyone, but it could be fun. [/ QUOTE ] Ok, I challenge you. Um...you're gay...and your mom's a hooker. He said the weight-difference limit was 80 lbs, right? Then yeah, 235 squeaks in. [/ QUOTE ] 80?!?!? That's like half of me. Don't underestimate me, I'm a biter. I also just got done watching Kickboxer last night, so I have the training routine down. |
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hahaha, don't underestimate me. I have the first three UFC champhionships on tape! Actually I'm about the same size as you and I think you live in Northern California so this might work. We just need to throw a few insults back and forth and we'll have a full fledged grudge match. P.S. Your Mom [/ QUOTE ] Uh-oh, I think your mouth it writing checks your butt can't cash. You couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a date with a hot babe....I lost my train of thought. |
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As the new spear-head for Crimson Challenge I believe this thread has merit, but little chance of succeeding. Let’s begin with a thread of who is actually willing to participate in a UFC style bracket. Reply to this thread and ad yourself if you would seriously be willing to step into the ring. You have no choice over who you fight, other than you will not have to fight anyone 20lbs difference from your weight. Assume that the fight will be in 1-2 months. Do not reply jokingly to this thread less this event actually happen and you get called out to be a giant pussy. For example, I myself, while I’d like to think of myself as not a giant pussy, am in now way considering fighting in such a match. So, begin…. [/ QUOTE ] 20 pounds is way too much of a weight difference, especially for people in the 140-180 range. |
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