Welcome Stranger
 

Got an e-mail from Pacific poker, free money in my account. Well, that's the only way I'd ever play there again so...

I play less than 25 hands of limit hold'em and surprise, suprise, I get 3 group 1 hands and AQ. I'd give you more exact numbers but I don't wish to be traced back.

At this point I'm leaning toward the theory that they are juicing the cards for new/returning players. I've had this same feeling before and only one other time did I collect data. It was skewed similarly. I need others to do research since data collection is difficult/slow alone.

PM me if you're interested in collecting a small amount of hand data. You need to be playing from a dormant or new account.

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I'm convinced.

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OMG, I KNOW!! I signed up and got AA twice in less than 10 hands...

wait, i lost those hands. i think i'm confused, how's this supposed to work again?

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So goto tables, blitz big limits with your monsters... Don't play for 3 months and repeat?

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You are amazing.

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So goto tables, blitz big limits with your monsters... Don't play for 3 months and repeat?

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shhh, don't let the secret out!

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You are amazing.

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Tinfoil hat marketer possibly?

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I enjoy reading your posts because it makes me feel smart.

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That's why I jump from site to site








and woman to woman

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At this point I'm leaning toward the theory that they are juicing the cards for new/returning players.

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i seriously have never seen such a frikking moron in all my life.

remember my suggestion.... http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/b0/shot.gif

it would end a lot of pain, yours AND ours.

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You sound like Treguard from Knightmare.

Actually though, you're more akin to one of the adventurers with the thing over their head.. as you can't see what's in front of your face.

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"So goto tables, blitz big limits with your monsters... Don't play for 3 months and repeat? "

This is what I'm thinking. Maybe 2 months. Maybe every time they put free money in your empty account.

I went +25 BBs in less than 25 hands.

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"I'm convinced. "

I'm not. That's why I'm looking for others to explore this hypothesis.

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"I'm convinced. "

I'm not. That's why I'm looking for others to explore this hypothesis.

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I have a hypothesis. Any number divided by zero is 3. Prove me wrong.

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"So goto tables, blitz big limits with your monsters... Don't play for 3 months and repeat? "

This is what I'm thinking. Maybe 2 months. Maybe every time they put free money in your empty account.

I went +25 BBs in less than 25 hands.

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No way that totally happened to me on Party this week! Rock on! We should totally be Online Poker is Rigged bros!

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Hey zoo! I woke up this morning and decided I need a good flaming. I don't mean a regular, run-of-the-mill flaming, but I want this one to f-ing burn! I want to feel it when I wake up in the morning, like the way a sorority girl that drank way too much and let 8 guys and 3 video cameras in her room with her last night feels it in when she wakes up.








Please, I really need to feel punished. I need my self esteem attacked. I don't need to be taken seriously. I need only be ridiculed. I love it. So bring it on. I'll eat it. I'll eat it real good. I promise.

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"I'm convinced. "

I'm not. That's why I'm looking for others to explore this hypothesis.

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I have a hypothesis. Any number divided by zero is 3. Prove me wrong.

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since you say it will work with any number lets try with fve. Lets try dividing 5 by zero. For five divided by zero to equal three, then it follows that zero times three equals five.

Zero times three actually equals zero. Thus five divided by zero does not equal three. Thus it is not true that any number divided by zero equals three.

--Zetack

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Zero times three actually equals zero. Thus five divided by zero does not equal three. Thus it is not true that any number divided by zero equals three.

--Zetack

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This is not a thread meant for anything even remotely related to what could possibly be considered a rational idea.

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Zero times three actually equals zero. Thus five divided by zero does not equal three. Thus it is not true that any number divided by zero equals three.

--Zetack

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This is not a thread meant for anything even remotely related to what could possibly be considered a rational idea.

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Oops.

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I'm telling ya, Taco pizza is the way to go. See you get Tacos AND pizza. It's a twofer and soooo yummy.

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I'm telling ya, Taco pizza is the way to go. See you get Tacos AND pizza. It's a twofer and soooo yummy.

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Even better than Nacos?

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I'm telling ya, Taco pizza is the way to go. See you get Tacos AND pizza. It's a twofer and soooo yummy.

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I prefer pizza tacos myself.

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Way better than nachos.....but the pizza tacos thing sounds good. hmmm... need larger data set...

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You are amazing.

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I want a larger image of your avatar. She's amazing.

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Just when I think you are OK, FlFishOn. You know better than this.

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Aw jeez, I lost my last hope. I have no reason to get out of bed tomorrow.

You really wanna make me the fool? Go to Pac Poker with a new or dormant account, record and post your first 200 starting hands here. If they're below average then I'm a schmuck. If they're above average then, well, nothing.

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Aw jeez, I lost my last hope. I have no reason to get out of bed tomorrow.

You really wanna make me the fool? Go to Pac Poker with a new or dormant account, record and post your first 200 starting hands here. If they're below average then I'm a schmuck. If they're above average then, well, nothing.

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i'm surprised you are using such a large sample size. that's huge for a KOOK, no?

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Why do you read my posts when it's painfully obvious from your replies that you fail to read my posts?

I read yours. I now know how not to play QQ in NL.

Use ignore.