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MasterShakes 12-03-2005 04:30 AM

Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
I have never told anybody else about this in my life. I want to know how odd this is. I'll keep this as short as possible. Every statement below is absolutely true.

I am a straight male.

Though I was an extremely horny teenager, I never masturbated TO COMPLETION until I was 19 years old.

I had sex for the first time at age 18, lasted over an hour before stopping, and never had sex to completion until I had sex with the same girl for the third time.

I don't think I have ever experienced "blue balls".

I have had a completely healthy, active sexual existence ever since. I am now 27.

Edit: All I can say as far as an explanation goes is that I just didn't know how to get there. When it finally happened for the first time, it was a complete shock.

craig r 12-03-2005 04:37 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
I can only imagine the responses that are forthcoming. I was going to go to sleep, but I might wait up for this.

Wow, man, you didn't cum until you were 18? I don't even know what I would have done to pass the time if I wasn't jerking it since I was 13.

craig

chuddo 12-03-2005 04:38 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
this is a clear sign of molestation from when you were 8 months old.

rusellmj 12-03-2005 04:41 AM

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I don't think I have ever experienced "blue balls".


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That's because it only exists as leverage in helping lower panties.

billyjex 12-03-2005 04:49 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
you're a freak

diebitter 12-03-2005 04:50 AM

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I don't think I have ever experienced "blue balls".


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That's because it only exists as leverage in helping lower panties.

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I wish that were true (that it doesn't exist, I mean).

istewart 12-03-2005 04:52 AM

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Though I was an extremely horny teenager, I never masturbated TO COMPLETION

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I guess nothing ever gets done right in Ohio [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

JihadOnTheRiver 12-03-2005 04:53 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
I won't bother with abreviation's. You need to kill yourself.

-Jihad

istewart 12-03-2005 04:54 AM

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I won't bother with correct apostrophe usage

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FYP

edfurlong 12-03-2005 05:25 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
You're gay.*



*Not that there is anything wrong with that.

kipin 12-03-2005 05:26 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
Anyone else think after reading the subject that he was 19 years old and was so horny that after having sex he would then masturbate?

diebitter 12-03-2005 05:28 AM

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Anyone else think after reading the subject that he was 19 years old and was so horny that after having sex he would then masturbate?

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Doesn't everyone [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

SammyKid11 12-03-2005 05:28 AM

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this is a clear sign of molestation from when you were 8 months old.

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I don't know about whether 8 months old is accurate or not, but this is eerily true-sounding to me (just someone with a good amount of education who has a girlfriend who has a degree in psychology).

MasterShakes 12-03-2005 05:30 AM

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this is a clear sign of molestation from when you were 8 months old.

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I don't know about whether 8 months old is accurate or not, but this is eerily true-sounding to me (just someone with a good amount of education who has a girlfriend who has a degree in psychology).

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I actually thought that was just a joke. How would the two be related at all?

12-03-2005 05:34 AM

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this is a clear sign of molestation from when you were 8 months old.

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And your gay.

ThaSaltCracka 12-03-2005 05:39 AM

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very weird, I think you need some therapy. I remember shooting blanks when I was 12 or something.

MasterShakes 12-03-2005 05:40 AM

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I think you need some therapy.

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Why would this be the case if everything is ordinary now?

Landon_McFly 12-03-2005 05:49 AM

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Though I was an extremely horny teenager, I never masturbated TO COMPLETION until I was 19 years old.

I had sex for the first time at age 18, lasted over an hour before stopping, and never had sex to completion until I had sex with the same girl for the third time.

I don't think I have ever experienced "blue balls".



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Somewhat similiar to me.

I'm 21 now, didn't start having sex until I was 18.

Didn't start masturbating until I was 15

The first time someone got me off was when my girlfriend gave me head, and it took over 30 minutes the first time. I wasn't under the influence whatsoever.

The first time I had sex I couldn't get off by having sex, so she had to give me head again.

Usually when I have sex it takes me anywhere between 10-15 minutes to get off. I kinda have control over when I want to blow. I think it's just a mental thing. I remember before the first time I had sex thinking "I don't wanna be the one-minute man, and I think I'm exactly the opposite due to me fretting over it. I get off much quicker from blowjobs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I have no idea what blueballs are either (racketball maybe?)

ThaSaltCracka 12-03-2005 05:53 AM

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both of you are weird, and I mean that simply because I have no clue what your problem is. Hopefully an expert can weigh in.

craig r 12-03-2005 06:11 AM

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both of you are weird, and I mean that simply because I have no clue what your problem is. Hopefully an expert can weigh in.

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What do you mean? This place is full of expert psychologists, psychotherapists, and probably even psychiatrists. So, by the end of tomorrow we should have well over 15-20 experts, not just one. In fact, the guy who told the OP to kill himself is obviously a professional (if not a genius). So, we already have one expert. Basically, the bottom line is, if you have a serious problem (not that this one is at all), you come to OOT.

craig

ThaSaltCracka 12-03-2005 06:15 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
I agree. I can give expert advice, as I am currently staying at a Holiday Inn Express, but I simply just choose not to.

MasterShakes 12-03-2005 06:26 AM

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both of you are weird, and I mean that simply because I have no clue what your problem is. Hopefully an expert can weigh in.

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What do you mean? This place is full of expert psychologists, psychotherapists, and probably even psychiatrists. So, by the end of tomorrow we should have well over 15-20 experts, not just one. In fact, the guy who told the OP to kill himself is obviously a professional (if not a genius). So, we already have one expert. Basically, the bottom line is, if you have a serious problem (not that this one is at all), you come to OOT.

craig

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This seems like a situation where it's FAR stranger to the outside observer than it is to me. I shrug it off now, as it isn't at all an ongoing problem. It wasn't much of a problem to me at the time either. I didn't constantly think, "damn... I wish I could come." I honestly had absolutely no clue of what it felt like or how to get there.

What makes this even stranger is that I wasn't brought up in an abnormally sheltered manner. I grew up in a smaller city. I saw porn at a relatively early age. It wasn't a religious household. Everything but this subject is quite ordinary.

ThaSaltCracka 12-03-2005 06:28 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
this gets stranger and stranger.

craig r 12-03-2005 06:29 AM

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Though I was an extremely horny teenager, I never masturbated TO COMPLETION until I was 19 years old.

I had sex for the first time at age 18, lasted over an hour before stopping, and never had sex to completion until I had sex with the same girl for the third time.

I don't think I have ever experienced "blue balls".



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Somewhat similiar to me.

I'm 21 now, didn't start having sex until I was 18.

Didn't start masturbating until I was 15

The first time someone got me off was when my girlfriend gave me head, and it took over 30 minutes the first time. I wasn't under the influence whatsoever.

The first time I had sex I couldn't get off by having sex, so she had to give me head again.

Usually when I have sex it takes me anywhere between 10-15 minutes to get off. I kinda have control over when I want to blow. I think it's just a mental thing. I remember before the first time I had sex thinking "I don't wanna be the one-minute man, and I think I'm exactly the opposite due to me fretting over it. I get off much quicker from blowjobs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I have no idea what blueballs are either (racketball maybe?)

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I think you and the OP are looking for a quick fix for a problem that can't be solved in one posting. I think we at OOT should give you advice, and then in one week, you let us know how things are going, and we will give you more advice. I think if we do it like this we can get to the root of the problem. Now, it is doubtful that either of your insurance plans will cover this, but I know Shakes can pay with sports betting information and maybe you can teach me how to go longer than 3-4 minutes. But, I think we all have to agree to take this seriously or it isn't going to work.

Okay, seriously, I don't see how either of you have a problem. It must suck, Landon, that you can go for 15 minutes. That is horrible; poor girl that is taking it. And maybe you didn't get off from the bj when you were younger because she sucked at it and you were nervous. If a girl can get me to finish by giving me head, she is really good at it.

And Shakes, what do you mean you never masturbated to completion? Like, no matter how hard you tried you wouldn't cum or you felt guilty, got nervous, etc.... so you stopped? And maybe you were just nervous with the girl. But, if it is all good now with you, why you worried?

craig

p.s. There is also the chance both of you are gay. Well, in that case, problem solved. Landon meet Shakes. Shakes meet Landon. OOT, better than myspace?

MasterShakes 12-03-2005 06:37 AM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
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But, if it is all good now with you, why you worried?


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This isn't worry at all, just pure curiosity.

I don't know how to answer the question about not being able to finish. It has been almost ten years. I have absolutely no explanation for it.

I'm not gay.
I'm not considering killing myself.
I'm not considering therapy.

12-03-2005 06:47 AM

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Hi Shakes,

The women that youve been with must love your endurance. Keep up the good work fella.

Completely Yours,
Bright

Dex 12-03-2005 03:16 PM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
How often did you have wet dreams?

I'll bet you had them fairly frequently. If not, your prostate must have been on the verge of exploding.

swolfe 12-03-2005 03:21 PM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
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Anyone else think after reading the subject that he was 19 years old and was so horny that after having sex he would then masturbate?

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a friend of mine in high school was a sex machine...apparently he would have sex with his girlfriend for hours, then, when she was too sore and tired, he'd look at internet porn and masterbate a few times.

we used to call him "leatherdick".

pokerdirty 12-03-2005 03:23 PM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
You obviously know this is strange. What possessed you to post this?

Sponger15SB 12-03-2005 03:26 PM

Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
 
I knew a guy who had sex before masturbating, he was 12 when he first had sex though.

JonPKibble 12-03-2005 04:55 PM

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YSSCKY

Duke 12-03-2005 05:55 PM

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Anyone else think after reading the subject that he was 19 years old and was so horny that after having sex he would then masturbate?

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Exactly what I thought.

~D

craig r 12-03-2005 06:05 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

DougOzzzz 12-03-2005 06:13 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

DougOzzzz 12-03-2005 06:15 PM

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I won't bother with abreviation's. You need to kill yourself.

-Jihad

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If not for your own sake, do it for the good of mankind. We can't have [censored] freaks of nature such as yourself ruining it for the rest of us.

craig r 12-03-2005 06:15 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

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Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor.

craig

DougOzzzz 12-03-2005 06:19 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

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Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor.

craig

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Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business.

Doug

P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings.

craig r 12-03-2005 06:22 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

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Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor.

craig

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Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business.

Doug

P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings.

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Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way.

craig.

p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet.

DougOzzzz 12-03-2005 06:32 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

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Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor.

craig

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Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business.

Doug

P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings.

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Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way.

craig.

p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet.

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Actually, the better scalp is to play:

1 million to win 100K on "Yes".

and if you back out and decide against it, bet:

500K to win 1.5 mil on:

Will DougOzzzz commit suicide in the next 48 hours? Yes.

Because I will surely kill myself if I lose 1 million on you not killing yourself.

This is a real great business opportunity. We win 100K if you kill yourself and 500K if you don't (and I do, which I will). The question is, is my life worth 5X as much as yours? I did some calculations and I think it is worth around 5.8 times as much, so it is probably better that you just go through with it tonight.

craig r 12-03-2005 06:36 PM

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YSSCKY

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And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not).

craig

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Put me down for a dime on "Yes."

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Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor.

craig

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Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business.

Doug

P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings.

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Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way.

craig.

p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet.

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Actually, the better scalp is to play:

1 million to win 100K on "Yes".

and if you back out and decide against it, bet:

500K to win 1.5 mil on:

Will DougOzzzz commit suicide in the next 48 hours? Yes.

Because I will surely kill myself if I lose 1 million on you not killing yourself.

This is a real great business opportunity. We win 100K if you kill yourself and 500K if you don't (and I do, which I will). The question is, is my life worth 5X as much as yours? I did some calculations and I think it is worth around 5.8 times as much, so it is probably better that you just go through with it tonight.

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Well, it won't happen tonight. Tonight is conjugal visit and "grab bag special" night. This means I close my eyes and pick a syringe. One syringe is Heroin, another Cocaine, and, my personal favorite, is the SpeedBall. I swear it is rigged, I haven't had the SpeeedBall in like 1.5 months. I get the "Grab Bag" once a week. I mean, what are the chances?

craig


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