OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

Dear Johnny,

I am fat.
You are fat.

I challenge you to the following prop bets to take place at STTF-HUC-II:

Prop A: $400
Who weighs less at STTF-HUC-II? Slacker thinks that I currently outweigh you by 20 pounds. I am willing to spot you the 20, and if I win I will reimburse you $20 for every pound over 200 that I weigh. I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably has some sort of weighing device that we can use for the official weigh-in.

Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.

Caveats:
Once the bet is accepted either of us may buy out for $500 up until February 10, 2006. Not showing up will constitute a forfeit and automatic loss.

If you accept this challenge I will delete the pictures of you from my ImageCave account forever.

**Bet accepted and pictures deleted/changed **

Enjoy!

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and
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If you do not accept the challenge, just admit that you are scared and no one will think the less of you . . . for very long, and I know of a doctor who can provide you with an ointment for your itchy vagina.

With deepest regards,
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Sixes

Edit: Pictures changed/deleted as promised.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

This is a -EW bet for both of you.

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done deal.

edit: i am not 100% certain that i will make it there however.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

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this is so +EV for me assuming that i can make it there.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

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What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

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I am open to suggestion
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Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

I will need to do some thinking. I have a X-Mas party to go to right now.

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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

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Smoke 30 marlboro reds a day and you'll be fine. lung cancer is rigged so only moerans get it.

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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

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You don't need a gym. I went for a walk outside today. It was 74 degrees. Quite nice, actually.

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Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.


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GOOD LUCK. A 6-minute mile is FAST.

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Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.


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GOOD LUCK. A 6-minute mile is FAST.

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Being as how I currently couldn't run 1/4 mile, you are correct.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

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You don't need a gym. I went for a walk outside today. It was 74 degrees. Quite nice, actually.

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it is so cold out here that if you were around your penis wouldnt just be small, it would be non existent.

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

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Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

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My Vote = The one where you win $800 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

But: I've always had a selfish side [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

It takes me 35 minutes to do a mile, which isn't too bad (because I swim).

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Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

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My Vote = The one where you win $800 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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*****You are now ignoring this user*********

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Deleted, misread the bet.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

Here's Some Other Proposition Bets [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

A.) Neither one of you lardass MoFo's will lose one ounce between now & *SSTF - HUC - II* or *STTF - HUC - XXX*

B.) Slacker will not buy me a drink
c.) Beef will not buy me a drink
d.) Zen will not buy me a drink
e.) Yugo will not buy me a drink
f.) Daliman will not buy me a drink

G.) A $200 player will not win

E.) The $170/man entertainment fee won't cover the costs

F.) Irieguy will win the HUC & $8,000 at the craps tables; as a result of this humongous Turbo-heater he will only be stuck about $4k for the w/e

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

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i started on my schools soccer and basketball teams for 4 years, and i'm pretty sure i can't do a 6 minute mile.

Damn, i suck.

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

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Oops. Looks like your trip is paid for . . . or were you talking about in your car?

Maybe I should make a no whacking-it last longer bet with Dali to hedge my positions.

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G.) A $200 player will not win

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** COUGH ** ** AHEM ** **COUGH**

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OOPS [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

I'm 19 and in pretty decent shape. I can't run a 6-minute mile.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

Why not make it interesting and make the mile 12 minutes and a "beer mile." Chug a beer, run a lap, repeat three more times. Measures your level of "fitness" in two categories.

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Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.
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I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably <font color="red">can revive us both if needed and/or recommend a knee-replacement specialist. </font>

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FYP

We may need wheelchairs for this event. Three of them if Skipper acts as referee. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

DrinksROnSlackerOldFart

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Why not make it interesting and make the mile 12 minutes and a "beer mile." Chug a beer, run a lap, repeat three more times. Measures your level of "fitness" in two categories.

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im pretty sure that i would pwn in this too.

Day 1: Progress Report
 

Breakfast - None
Lunch - Bacon, Mushroom Cheeseburger with Potato Salad at Hooter's with Slacker.
Dinner - Carne Asada Burrito with extra cheese and horchata.

Misc. 6 cans of Dr. Pepper.

Physical Condition - The arthritis in my feet is killing me.

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how old are you?

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Breakfast - Leftover veal and chicken parmisan from last nights drunken chef fest.
Lunch - same as above.
Dinner - Three chix soft tacos with extra fire sauce.

misc. - 2 liter of cherry coke (i really only drink soda when i am hungover)

physical condition - i put on weight every winter and take it off in the spring. i always have, and planned on this year being the year that it didnt happen. well, it did. i have a larger than normal vodka gut currently, but otherwise, i feel fine. tomorrow i will jog in the 25 degrees, and monday i will join a gym and start juicing.

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how old are you?

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A spry 33.

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and start juicing.

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You are going to go on steroids for an $800 bet? You sir, are hard core.

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and start juicing.

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You are going to go on steroids for an $800 bet? You sir, are hard core.

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come on. everything that comes out of my mouth is a fallacy.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

We should have a forum wide contest on who can run a six minute mile, with a special bonus for the oldest person who can do it.

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.

I challenge would challenge gramps to that beer/running competition but he looks fast...

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If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.



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Agreed. I get more excited for this trip by the day.

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come on. everything that comes out of my mouth is a fallacy.

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LOL

Re: OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef
 

back soph in HS i could do a sub 5 minute mile, Now, 6 years later, i'd be surprised if i could do sub 7. Hell my 10k time was a 42 minutes my freshman year... Stupid beer, pot, poker, and getting big.