going hookin` on craigslist?
 

i was cruising the listings for my local area and found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into. i have never really tried anything like this, any tips? there was a phone # in the ad and everything, does a cheap motel seem like a good place to meet? any advice is appreciated, including "what the hell are you thinking?!?!"

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Where's the link?

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Learn to play the guitar, and get hot chicks for free. (And less diseases)

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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http://www.uspoc.org/archives/Karl_Longmire.jpg

found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into.

sure it's not this guy?

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Double-up dude.

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what assurances do you have that the hottie in the picture will be the skank who shows up at your motel?

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.

Jay

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ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW

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Ask for prices before you commit to anything.

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tap that

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Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

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found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into.

sure it's not this guy?

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thats the kinda [censored] im kinda worried about.... if some dude shows up at the hotel room, i would probably resort to violence lol

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Ask for prices before you commit to anything.

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says 100 for 1/2 hour 175 for hour

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make sure she's not a cop [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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8.5

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ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW

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So you don't want to repost the phone number that she's already posted on the Internet? You're trying to keep the whore all to yourself or what? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Gunny,

Were he to post the number, someone like me would pay her to tie him to the bed and leave a cleveland steamer on his chest. Not posting the number is a good move.

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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The guy who carries around a guitar is only a douche when his repertoir is limited to Dust in the Wind, Enter Sandman and a very weak rendition of part of some Clapton song. If you actually can play the damn thing you're pretty damn cool.

Swede

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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The guy who carries around a guitar is only a douche when his repertoir is limited to Dust in the Wind, Enter Sandman and a very weak rendition of part of some Clapton song. If you actually can play the damn thing you're pretty damn cool.

Swede

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My friends little brother can play on the guitar (and sing the complete lyrics) the entire "TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" Song. I think I got a little moist when last time he performed it.

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bwahahaha, hilarious.

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Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

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Woa, Woa, Woa,...I obviously wasn't reading very closely at all...i didn't realize she's hooker. Obviously if i were to read the title, maybe i'd figure it out...wow, now that she's a hooker it changes everything.....tap that, get her to do some weird ass [censored]...maybe a rusty trobone or a alaskan fire dragon....then run, fast.
Then post a trip report.
Then with the extra money you would have paid the hooker with, change your name and get a face transplant.

Always here to help,

Cancuk

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Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?


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I would imagine so, depends if all these girls have pimps or if they work freelance. I would imagine working freelance would be a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river, but then I imagine having an abusive pimp is also a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river. Remind me never to whore myself out.

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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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It's come up a couple times before but AFAIK no one has ever provided a Craigslist hooker trip report.

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I posted a thread like this a while back, and offered to get one and write a Trip Report if OOT chipped in for payment. No one was interested.

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I chuckled.

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just go here

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how do you find hookers? I don't understand. Not that i want one or anything

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www.craigslist.org


trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

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trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

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Great idea since he will need something to do for the last 57 minutes of his hour session.

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trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

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Great idea since he will need something to do for the last 57 minutes of his hour session.

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

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I remember reading these awhile back. some guys posted stories about how they went to meet a girl and it wasn't really her. other guys posted stories about how they were robbed and got the [censored] kicked out of them. have fun!

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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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It's come up a couple times before but AFAIK no one has ever provided a Craigslist hooker trip report.

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Here is one:

Craig's List Small Trip Report

It isn't very detailed, but it was through craigslist.org.

craig

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

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IF you're Yugo, you don't finish and just cuddle and rub her back until your time is up.

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

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IF you're Yugo, you don't finish and just cuddle and rub her back until your time is up.

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I mean that is where they get you I think. I called once and they said it was $X for 1 hour. I didn't think it would take that long, so I asked her, "Well, since it will only take me like 10 minutes, can't we just charge me 1/6th of that?" She started laughing, because she thought I was trying to be funny. So then I said, "See, you are even laughing. Why should I pay you for more time when we will both be entertained?"

I then DL some porn off LimeWire and saved the $200. Like, why don't they get it?

craig

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U can hit it twice or more in that hour. get ur moneys worth!