12/1/05 Daily Suckout
 

This happened today at $1/2 6max limit game.

I limp UTG with A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], everyone folds to the BB who checks. BB stats are 60/25/2.2

Flop is K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

BB bets, I just call planning to raise the turn.

Turn is a 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

BB bets again, and I just call cause he might either have the flush or a 4, and I don't want to scare him out if he has something else

River is a T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

BB bets again, I make a crying call and am shown 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for the runner-runner nut low flush.

I really don't know how to play against these people. They bet with anything and call with anything. So [censored] stupid. Its like why don't we just flip a goddamn coin and move money around the table, they aren't even playing real poker. I hate playing against idiots.

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wow. this isnt a bad beat. you are just weak tight! why the heck didnt you raise your aces preflop? 1/2 playres are PASSIVE, you cant rely on a limp reraise working.

after screwing up preflop so bad, waiting till the turn was fine, but then you pussed out. you gotta charge him to draw to his 2 high flush. WEAK TIGHT.

On the river you have one last opportunity to salvage the hand by bluff raising, but noooo you call like a weak tightie and he gets shipped the pot.

just kill yourself now.

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You shouldn't post hands where you play worse than your opponent.

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nh.

I know, when fish play any two it is IMPOSSIBLE to win.

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I really don't know how to play against these people.

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How about try to play at least one street correctly. Raise preflop, raise on the flop, bet the turn. If he stays in through all of that, then you have a bad beat/suckout story. As it is, this is just a (very) (very) misplayed AA.

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You shouldn't post hands where you play worse than your opponent.

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sigh

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I really don't know how to play against these people. They bet with anything and call with anything. So [censored] stupid. Its like why don't we just flip a goddamn coin and move money around the table, they aren't even playing real poker. I hate playing against idiots.

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God, I hopes that's sarcasm.

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This is the best one I have read yet.

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What happened to your awesome hand reading skills? Or is that only in NL?

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you played it perfectly sponger. don't worry, you'll get their money in the long run.

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you played it perfectly sponger. don't worry, you'll get their money in the long run.

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I'm on like a 115,000 hand losing streak, so hopefully the long run gets here soon.

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You shouldn't post hands where you play worse than your opponent.

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What he said.

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Fold preflop n00b.

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I'm on like a 115,000 hand losing streak, so hopefully the long run gets here soon.

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variance is a bitch.

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You shouldn't post hands where you play way way way way worse than your opponent.

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That sucks. I don't get these people saying you didn't play well. How could he have played it any better? He got to showdown for the cheapest possible with a second best hand. What else could he have done? Folded aces utg? rofl stop playing, [censored].

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If you promise to stop posting threads like these, I'll vote for you for Moderator.

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I limp UTG with A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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Why the hell are you playing that [censored]? Negative implied odds are through the roof! Muck it! You have to when you know someone's going to call down all the way

Poker is rigged

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I am amazed at how long you can pull this off. I estimate you will get at least a few people critizing your awesome play for each hand post for the rest of december.

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you played it perfectly sponger. don't worry, you'll get their money in the long run.

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I'm on like a 115,000 hand losing streak, so hopefully the long run gets here soon.

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You won't get out of it if you keep playing like that [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

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I really don't know how to play against these people. They bet with anything and call with anything. So [censored] stupid. Its like why don't we just flip a goddamn coin and move money around the table, they aren't even playing real poker. I hate playing against idiots.

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God, I hopes that's sarcasm.

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God, I hope that's sarcasm.

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I think I figured it out...

He posts fake hands where he plays really badly and then people criticize him, and he defends himself sarcastically.

I think it's really really funny.

I do.

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it took this long?

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I'm sorry to beat your aces. I thought we were playing lowball.

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Spong
Here are his thoughts:

PREFLOP: Obvious check
FLOP: No PF aggression, I will take a stabb
TURN: Maybe that diamond scared him...2nd stab
RIVER: I nailed my flush...check raise or bet out? I will bet with the intention of 3-betting. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Man, F that. Aces are not supposed to lose like 90% of the time. You might be able to beat one or two retards at a table, but not a whole army of them.

Lets do the math.


You have all 6 people in every hand. They have: 23, 45, 67, 78, 910, and you have AA. You are something like a 20 to 1 dog to win that hand.

I the idiots band together, we are all screwed.

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Wow, you play a two outer and you want Sympathy?

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Remember that time you yelled out 'island of crete' when you pushed with 92s and rivered a flush against AA on the bubble?

Yeah, this is revenge for that. Bitch.