al qaeda or hannibal lecter
 

if kidnapping by one of these two were inevitable, who would you prefer to be kidnapped by, qaeda or lecter?

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AQ not even close

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well since hannibal lecter isnt a real person, im gunna have to go with that option

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AQ not even close

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is it really not close? High % chance of having your head cutoff with a knife, or being killed and eaten...although if he does the open skull to eat brain while you're alive thing.....yea that'd suck....

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is it really not close? High % chance of having your head cutoff with a knife, or being killed and eaten...although if he does the open skull to eat brain while you're alive thing.....yea that'd suck....

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well, my reasoning was this. if HL kidnaps you, as a man, you are pretty much done for. you will probably be dispatched in a pretty gruesome fashion also.

with AQ, hey, you got a chance.

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probability of escape is clearly an important variable

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Get some imagination, Alobar (typical Aggie)

Would you rather be humiliated, tortured, bound and gagged with guns pointed at you...or mind-f@#$ed and eaten alive? It's a simple question.

ScottieK

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true, i was thinking about this....i don't have a good idea for what the % is of escaping Al Qaeda....i was balancing that factor with the "more likely if i AM done for, that it'll be faster/painless with HL"....then i remembered the lobotomy...

the thought of having my head cutoff with a knife really freaks me out...

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I'm not sure why people are focusing on the lobotomy. Ray Liotta was feeling no pain. What about what he did to Gary Oldman? Or even that French cop.

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Lobotomies were all the rage back in the 40's.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5014080

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i think you mean the italian cop?

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i think you mean the italian cop?

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Yup. Whoops.

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Swede

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I'd rather have al-battal in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Hannibal, and it's not even close.

1) Probability of escape is astronomically higher.

2) Much better conversation.

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I'd rather have al-battal in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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I think this is the best FYP ever.

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Hannibal, and it's not even close.

1) Probability of escape is astronomically higher.

2) Much better conversation.

[/ QUOTE ] i'm not sure i agree with 1, i haven't seen the movies in a while, but i don't remeber many escapes from lecter. he seems to touch all the bases fairly well. i'm pretty sure there have been some escapes from al qaeda, particularily in iraq. also, i think there'd be less pain involved with death by qaeda. at least shorter duration of discomfort.

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Hannibal Lecter, because he generally only kills people who are offensive to him, or are a threat. Though if he's already kidnapped you that probably means you deserve to be eaten. I might be able to talk my way out of being eaten by HL. With Al Queda I'm gonna lose my head, and without a local anesthetic.

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well since hannibal lecter isnt a real person, im gunna have to go with that option

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Some tool always has to say something like this. You're supposed to use your imagination and pretend that it's a real person. You aren't clever. You aren't original.

CREAM